Thread: Lunch ... the second course

Originally Posted by Edmond

Picked up half a duzo sauso rolls from a home outfit called The Frying Scotsman along the 106.

6 for 450thb from a 10% discount + buy 5 get 1 free thingo.

Went for 2 Lincolnshire, 2 Cumberland, 1 Lorne and 1 Beef.

Fresh cooked at 9am every morn and available for collection from 10:30 I believe.


I wouldn't know a Cumberland from a pair of o' Timberlands, but the first Lincolnshire passed all tests - no knobbly bits + tasty.

Sausage rolls, for me at least, are a quick convenient item to pull out of the fridge or freezer and bung in the oven for a tasty filler. Or buy on the road if on a motorbike road trip etc.




Size wise, to put it into penis terms, they went with the theory of short and thick does the trick, long and thin goes too far in.


Tasty, will buy more if still around by the time they've been all been munched.

What an excellent lifestyle, sex , drugs and sausage rolls

Though, it's a long way... to the shop.....

Surely Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls.

Today's lunch will be a kind of magic.

Just gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme fried chicken.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Surely Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Its sex drugs and rock n roll with Eddy's erectile problems

Nothing a quick shot of moob wouldn't cure....

Pulled out some Angus minced beef as its Taco Tuesday



Bit of sliced lettuce, chopped Jalapenos, Shredded Cheese, Chopped tomatoes from the garden. Watched the SF Giants do a walk off against the Astros.

The easy life.

What's a walk off? An easy win?

It's a home run that wins the game and the pitcher walks of the mound.

Actually its any run scored in the bottom of the 9th inning by the home team ( Doesn't need to be a HR). This game The Giants batter hit one off the wall with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 10th ( It was an extra inning game). The home team walks off the field with a win.

There was some talk about fish an' chips recently, so yesterday we went to investigate in Weston-Super-Mare, your typical seaside resort.

The girl in the opticians recommended the award winning 'Papas'. The daughter and her cousin led the way.



Seeing as rain was threatening we went inside for a sit down.





A shared calamari starter followed by three cod an' chips with drinks...



Only the daughter and I had mushy peas as her London-based cousin has become too refined for that kind of thing.

Green gold.



Delicious of course, as it should have been for £71.20!

Whatever happened to a cheap fish supper?

Lordy, i still pay under £9, admittedly not a sit down.

anyway, you can get on it and still be in bed by 11 having found out who Eng will face in the final

Originally Posted by Mendip

The girl in the opticians recommended the award winning 'Papas'.

Whilst you were waiting for your new specs?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Delicious of course, as it should have been for £71.20!

Outrageous prices, I bet that hurt!

I'd get a refund on those new specs, they've blurred your vision on the prices.

^ Yeah, but this place has won awards!

^ you see on the menu where it says Papas Special Catch of the day, ask for details.... They'd have probably shown you a photo of yourself looking at the menu

^ I can't see anything until I get my new specs next week.

And you should see the price of our new glasses, no awards for the opticians either from what I could see.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ I can't see anything until I get my new specs next week.

And you should see the price of our new glasses, no awards for the opticians either from what I could see.

My new ones cost me 25k thb. I keep putting my old ones on so I don't scratch the new fucking ones

I reckon for the money Mendip has paid his new specs will be anti- scratch, bionic vision with a 10 year guarantee and a quick sherman tank of the optician in the darkened test room

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I reckon for the money Mendip has paid his new specs will be anti- scratch, bionic vision

with "see through pajamas" mode

Originally Posted by armstrong

My new ones cost me 25k thb.

£600 for a pair of Michael Caines, still what price keeping an eye on you parents

Originally Posted by helge

with "see through pajamas" mode

He possess that without the need for Specsavers

Originally Posted by armstrong

I keep putting my old ones on so I don't scratch the new fucking ones

You have glasses especially for that?

Originally Posted by cyrille

You have glasses especially for that?

I have glasses for all sorts of occasions.