Fortunately, there's no meat in this, so you wouldn't be able to murder it although I wouldn't put it past you if you were ever let loose near a lentil or two.
Koshary: the cheapest, tastiest and healthiest dish known to man (maybe).
Koshary, kushari or koshari (Egyptian Arabic: كشري [ˈkoʃɑɾi]) is Egypt's national dish and a widely popular street food.[1] A traditional Egyptian staple, mixing pasta, rice and brown lentils,[2][3] and topped with a zesty tomato sauce, garlic vinegar and garnished with chickpeas and crispy fried onions. It is often served with sprinklings of garlic juice; garlic vinegar and hot sauce are optional.
Koshary - Wikipedia