as th alien ship landed in the

as th alien ship landed in the
Center of Utah, the doors of the ship opened and

out stepped Elvis
costello or was it the king

hard to tell these days, what with the advances in modern medicine. A hush fell over the crowd and...
the man in Rhinestones and jet black hair said __________.

"ah...thanka, thanka vey much". So their savior had returned. As the trumpets blared and banjos wanged, he glanced over his blue suede shoes and remarked...
play somfing we can all singalong to garanpappy

...as the exclusive Hughes watched the festivities from a comfortable distance, he wondered about the new re-creation from Memphis.
it looked like a similarity between quasimodo and

a gentically modified clone of

'Michael Jackson', clutching his crotch with one hand and
holding a 7 year old over-weight school-boy in the other

is tricked again, whilst bending over to pick up the

latest copy of that infamous Magazine the

'Back door boys', special home coming edition, Michael suddenly

blew chunks violently and
started moonwalking to everyone's chagrin

....as he thought, "fok, I'm in Dubai. You can't moonwalk here". So instead I'll....
grap a burka

yeah, that will work. Will suite me fine. But I must be moving on...
to another country that will accept my way. He went

'somewhere over the rainbow', with Dorothy and Toto, he clicked

straight to Utah to meet up with his long-lost and estranged Father-in-Law from Memphis. Here, he met Elvis' new friend, known only as Howard. "Strange", he thought...
Last edited by Rural Surin; 15-12-2008 at 09:57 AM.

huge for a circumcised willie, who's that sucking
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