more than a little pissed off, he yelled...
more than a little pissed off, he yelled...

"Why did you put sesame seeds in my crack, Noi?" And he, too, grabbed her panties, and together they...
provided the greatest wedgie recorded in the history of...

Tennessee, if not the whole US of A; Noi's crack was sorely abused and she sreamed at...
...the hunka hunka burning love that she was experiencing, never in her life had she...

had her taint violated like it was that day, but...
as her masochistic tendencies fanned her libido, she screamed...

for Elvis to sing Don't Be Cruel while tearing her...
shirt to shreds she reached for Big E's...
amphetamines, which were kept in a little...
jar on the nightstand next to the KY and...

Fritos which was strange because...
frito crumbs and KY jelly make....

for one fcked up...
mess in bed after....
a round with Noi, the frito bandito, AKA...

Little Biker Frito because she loved to ride naked with a Frito up her...
...fungus infected toes. These days were filled with joyous and comfortable moments at Graceland. Less heeding the rumblings and warnings that were taking hold throughout the fair land - Priscilla, the first to take notice, began preparation for...
glory hole, reaching incessantly for the most sought after...

piece of...
corn or peanuts....
to snack on in the comfort of her own...

skin, which was a strange image, but...
Graceland is a strange place. To enhance her pleasure she...

booked a massage for next Thursday, only to find that...
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