fruit-of-the-month club and add...
fruit-of-the-month club and add...

another feather in his...
heavily adorned cap. Smiling from ear to ear he...

gently raised his hand toward...
his infamous bag of tricks and removed the...

drawstring that secured...
his penis to his leg, causing it to ...
enlarge significantly, Priscilla (remember Priscilla), remarked...

"OMG!"...(what else)..."It's 'grewsome'!"...And she licked her...
lips while she lay naked in her bed playing with.....

her pussy which happened to...
be gushing a river, as she moaned and groaned she called for...

her other pussy which...
patiently waiting, ready and willing, dripping...

and snorting, slowly advanced upon...
the hapless sausage, who by this time had...

forgotten all about the attack of the...
the parachuting Elvis' impersonators, and was now...
unable to easily release the bonds Priscilla began to...
think about men and condoms and how thick and insensitive both could be on...
the female pysch. So in protest, she decided that from now on...
She would become a nun but then remembered that like men some of them had filthy habits......
so, revoking her vows she decided to enjoy...
a bottle of Bombay, 2 packs of cigarettes and 3 chocolate bars....
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