Thread: Continue The Story

hard men are humbled and the truth...

is hard to swallow much the same as...

Priscilla's pancakes. Remember Priscilla, heroine of the story, she was out in...

Soi Cowboy doing charity work for...

the society of lost falang expats, overwhelmed with new applications she...

forgot her...

true purpose in life and began to...

mingle with the bar girls in an attempt to appreciate...

the finer things in life, such as...

dancing, or in this case, the Bangkok Shuffle, which requires...

keeping your wits about you while balancing six...

punters on their stools while the beer flows and their eyes...

scan the menu and associated bar fines...

and the little round number tags which...

rightfully resemble warning labels describing side effects...

on a bizarre "Richter Scale," where 10 means...

you're past your prime, as in Thai 9 is perfect. Now girl number 9 was...

approached by our Graceland Gang and asked...

where's the bathroom and ya wanna party hardy?...

To which fair maiden replied, "Get .....

along little doggie and fetch my...

...motherfucking turkey pot pie, and another thing,

bite that ass Fester in the crotch...

which was a strange thing for a Thai go-go dancer to get invoved in because...

Fester is known as a big, big tipper...