Thread: Continue The Story

teddy bear,...

custom 12 spigot bidet with 18 magic fingers and...

a bushy tail...

which swayed in the wind when she...

hiccuped..

However, when one lifted that tail, he could clearly see...

...that the old Queen was keeping appearances secret. She desperately wanted to take a leave from Graceland, fleeing to the summer palace, she found....

a group of squatters who resembled the bowry boys and had...

them take her down to...

the dungeon where all the S & M equipment is...

kept, albeit some is a little dusty and covered in...

congealed lard, fragrant oils and stimulating...

bacon bits which keep on...

keeping on. In other news it was revealed the...

...Minister of Proper Happiness, Lord Fester, was still clandestinely planning a full coup where, in part, Elvis would be asked to....

abdicate the throne and be knighted Sir Elvis, ruler of unnecessary information, meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Somchai was preparing roast chicken for all his Thai relatives in Bangkok who...

....were loyally aligned with Fester's plan of incursion. The next morning, Priscilla, still at the Summer Palace, had a vision regarding..

Thailand and Graceland; the two were indeed...

wonderlands similar to Kennedys Camelot, so Priscilla ordered...

tea for everybody, but strangely...

An ex-partner appeared

who should have been banned for...

unnatural acts committed against innocent vegetation and...

other deplorable crimes like...