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Wondering whether she was a he or vive cversa while....

just down the street there was a commotion...

As the Russians in Pattaya announced they would no longer ......

go to

the girly bars without first

checking their...

wallets to see exactly how much money is in them. They learned their lesson from a friend who

unfortunately, while pissed, bumped into that gay belgian whoremonger called

Moustafa. He was always confused as to why his parents named him this way so headed off towards walking street gogo to try and find

the iraqy embassy to see if he could change his name by deed poll to something that fits easier into society, but in his attemp to do so

...he spotted 'her'. The most beautiful creature he had ever laid his eyes on. He approached 'her' and said...

Fancy a quick shag darkling? Got things to do but I have a spare 30 minutes. "She' replied....

Do you have an iPhone 4?

His eager smile was quickly erased by his look of surprise and disappointment. He had to have this 'girl'. He quickly thought up a plan. He would...

asked her if his mate join in as well, coz he didnt have an iPhone4, nor did he have enough cash to purchase one so he propositioned her and she said

What you think I two-time my man, falang ki-nok?

who cleaned toilets for a living in his native

Country of Burkina Faso where he earned one cup of rice per month for what can only be described as

slave labour. He had no choice regarding this because

like most of the mongers found walking around Pattaya he was retarded. So he came up with another idea, to

support his LB penchant...

he would get a job as a real estate broker in Pattaya.

So he checked through the classifieds in the Pattaya Daily News and found an ad. He called Helmut and made his appointment for an interview the next day. When he first me Helmut, he thought

bugger this, Helmuts a

thing you put on your head...