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used for lubricating his

latex gloves in preparation for

full D.I.Y. rectal examination with.......

the furry sheep looking on, while

his bowels were all of a 'flutter' because of what.....

he had seen the vampire do outside the

Houses of Parliament and more recently......

in the public lavatory on Clapham Common where...

not surprisingly, a Thai wench was cleaning the urinals

where only the' brave' use them in Clapham!

A quaint and historic town

that nobody ever visits because the vampires always bite their

dogs bollocks in preparation for

the monthly 'haemophilia ball' plus...

a bath in virgin's blood that cures

The impotence of old thai expats when their

drink and drug habits that addle their brains and

a good stiffy provides a blood flow

cold shower reinvigortae parts....

that rarely see daylight

as exposure to the suns rays could lead to

skin conditions your mother only warned you about

after she found those books under your bed

and all the dried up tissues

of lies damned lies and stylistics