Thread: Continue The Story

Oh dear! saind aunt Ethel, what are we to do?

We're going to Oman with the dogs and then we want to...

eat a bowl of zebra curry with

a fine glass of chianti

obviously a moron with ablsolutely no appreciation of finer taste.

The Zebra was a little over cooked, while

the wine was off and smelled like

vinegar but tasted like

rotten cork with a dash of

baby poo which isn't at all bad as long as the baby is still on the tit

because eating for them is a

process performed by inserting food directly into the anus

which is quite gross and

Then suddenly, the vampire returned and tried to bite the

rubber nipple off the front of

a small furry sheep

that was asleep on the

vampires lap. Suddenly..

the vampire lept up when the sheep awoke and said

Its Your Turn To Suck My

large over inflated ego,and then to..........

pop out for a quick.....

a lamb kebab with a large cup of......

warm RH+ blood

recently siphoned blood to be