Halle Berry walked in with a guitar over her shoulder because...
Halle Berry walked in with a guitar over her shoulder because...

it was too heavy to carry under her...
plastic mac ...
as she had been laying tarmac in it and it was splatered with
his body fluids, as Tarmac din't wear a condom...

which is really a shame because...
Tarmac is a dirty filthy bastard, and now
.. a plastic bag....

is all that's left of Halle's berry because...
the juice...
which has the added attraction of creating the illusion of
health and well being..

was spilled freely in her hair and on her...
silky smooth thighs..

So, she arose on shaky limbs and headed down the darkened soi when suddenly...
out of nowhere, a tiny little...

wanker, smaller than Willy's imaginary cock...
started singing

an old Thai song, which was odd, because...
it was about hairy barracudas in oil....

which clearly was not a Thai song; however....
in the Gulf of Mexico, halliburtons and other fishy oils found their plaice ...

in darkened sois and filthy bars, so it seemed fitting that...
sepo slurpers swatted salient sardines slithering silently seaward...

only to...
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