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    Halle Berry walked in with a guitar over her shoulder because...

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    it was too heavy to carry under her...

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    as she had been laying tarmac in it and it was splatered with

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    his body fluids, as Tarmac din't wear a condom...

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    which is really a shame because...

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    Tarmac is a dirty filthy bastard, and now

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    .. a plastic bag....

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    is all that's left of Halle's berry because...

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    the juice...

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    which has the added attraction of creating the illusion of

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    health and well being..

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    was spilled freely in her hair and on her...

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    silky smooth thighs..

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    So, she arose on shaky limbs and headed down the darkened soi when suddenly...

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    out of nowhere, a tiny little...

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    wanker, smaller than Willy's imaginary cock...

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    started singing

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    an old Thai song, which was odd, because...

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    it was about hairy barracudas in oil....

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    which clearly was not a Thai song; however....

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    in the Gulf of Mexico, halliburtons and other fishy oils found their plaice ...

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    in darkened sois and filthy bars, so it seemed fitting that...

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    sepo slurpers swatted salient sardines slithering silently seaward...

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