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**Mr Lick** · 18-04-2010, 03:24 PM

Of course marriage is out of the question

**Lobster** · 23-04-2010, 08:59 PM

Unless you are the one getting sin sod

**isanyokel** · 24-04-2010, 12:56 PM

Great, But For Sure You Will Get Far More Than What You Bargained For!!!!!

**Mr Lick** · 26-04-2010, 08:16 PM

Does one get a discount for a divorcee?

**isanyokel** · 02-05-2010, 12:18 PM

don't think so,virtually all of them beauties have been married [village style] before.

**Number 42** · 03-05-2010, 01:24 AM

And then the cops turned up and said..

**Liquid** · 03-05-2010, 11:59 PM

Hello hello hello, what's going on here then?

**Stinky** · 04-05-2010, 12:21 AM

Which is when a little brown man selling doctors fool and free strip show tickets popped up and offered

**isanyokel** · 04-05-2010, 12:56 PM

free t-shirts to anyone who would......

**barbaro** · 05-05-2010, 01:28 PM

stand on one leg for a minute and shout _____

**mud** · 05-05-2010, 03:04 PM

free t shirts to anyone who will...

**barbaro** · 05-05-2010, 10:07 PM

hold their breath for 19 minutes.....

**Liquid** · 06-05-2010, 01:30 AM

"Thanks for the T-shirt," Julia gasped "but do you have one that is not red?".

**mud** · 06-05-2010, 02:59 PM

I have a few yellow ones " he replied

**isanyokel** · 06-05-2010, 03:40 PM

some red ones,some yellow ones and some with a little ' shite' on.

**Liquid** · 06-05-2010, 05:01 PM

OK, I'll take on of those multi-coloured ones as long as it doesn't smell shity.

**isanyokel** · 08-05-2010, 11:40 AM

Be brave, I'm sure you will come out smelling of roses.

**natalie8** · 08-05-2010, 01:36 PM

But the roses are toxic from the stong pesticides used on them. Therefore, before smelling them, you should

**Stinky** · 08-05-2010, 01:52 PM

jump up and down on one foot with your wang hanging out to ward off all evil

**Liquid** · 11-05-2010, 02:22 AM

How about some tea said the vicar?

**isanyokel** · 12-05-2010, 05:42 PM

stirring you tea with his other hand!!

**alrat** · 13-05-2010, 09:38 PM

Whilst playing with

**Liquid** · 14-05-2010, 03:52 AM

a cucumber sandwich covered in a thick coating of

**mud** · 14-05-2010, 08:32 AM

what appeared to be mayonaise

**alrat** · 14-05-2010, 10:48 PM

but taste like

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