Thread: Continue The Story

in most parts of LOS owing to

the unfair exchange rate and the Noodle Mafia.

Of course there are additional considerations to be made...........

As most don't consider, instead they plod along in a variation of...

J.S. Bach's' Goldberg'. A little light entertainment which requires no introduction

but nevertheless still requires an audience

who would truelly appreciate

Harpsichord music, played by a bloke in a powdered wig and

His Mother's soiled knickers, whilst envisioning a snuff scene from..

an archiac 8mm projector that belonged to

Nicolas Cage, a collector of memorabilia and

witticism's written for him by

his fooking hot wife, who rolls over and whimpers when

he mentions his national treasure and

and shows a map the reveals that it's located in

a bar girls knickers in

a short time hotel in Saphan Kwai, with heart shaped beds and cockroaches on tap, which was most pleasing to some

strange 'HERR' who's hobby was collecting all the weird and wonderful things
that one could find in a Lady's boudoir ....such as

a huge red 'silk like' vibrator designed for maximum pleasure along with

a 12 volt battery and 'jump leads'

to ensure a whole week of unrelenting gratification

..because 12v vibrator give much more fun for the bgs than the viagra popping oldies

who go to Pattaya every year and always get themselves into trouble when they

style themselves on Elvis and visit Karoake bars

then fall in love with the poor girl who is just working to pay for her families prized but sick buffalo.