Thread: Continue The Story

Why you always like the front door,to-day me think I like the back entrance so ....

our ever ready ex boy scout hero , got the vaseline from his well worn inside pocket , prized the lid off , stuck his finger in and ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, greased the rusty key so it would turn the lock barrel to open the door , letting him enter into

..a strage world of contemporary rubber chairs, straw and paper mobiles, wierd, 70's style, batik wall hangings and a makshift sacrificial altar. "Ohhh, heaven", he muttered, dropping his trousers...

mabe if I take another one of these pills with a little dove stamped on it , my head will clear before someone comes up behind me and

Whack!!...the world went dark and our hero fell in a crumpled heap. Much, much later, he opened one eye and...

realised he was in the jungle bound and tied to a..

began to see the world through the eye of Lord Nelson ,, looking port and starboard as best he could for a sweet blond haired cabin boy so he could

could ask the sweet young lad if his name was Hardy or...

Martha ,,,,,,, which team did he bat for ?

"I've never played cricket" was his reply..."why are you here in nakorn nowhere?" asked the lad.

I am here for the culture only , also I want to prove to my mates ( mate ) back home I can eat raw pork fat covered in fermented fish guts and smile like a numpty and say saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap and aloy ( like a Thai ) then I can

get my Scout card ticked for having 'lived rough' then I can get a new badge
to go with my.......

shagged 1000 whores badge ,, my mates will be so proud of my achievements ,, mabe I will appear in another post on here soon via You Tube if I get too pissed and loose my

wallet on the baht bus,to the hot looking lady boy who

had been admiring his cigarette card collection, layed out in multiple folders and neatly arranged on a handy table.

"Right on" said the lad, "I know just the place for you"...so off they went to...

Mary Lou's house of the damned where

the most odd ( as I cant spell perkulliar ) collection of cigarette cards since Blue Peter got shut down for being politically incorrect ,, I wonder if I can swop one of my Afghan hound cards for a card from

the collection of 'Katoey greatest schlongs' cards especially the one with......

lovely tattoos , so sexy , looks like that ugly bloke that plays for Manchester United , every time I see a picture of him I want to

pull down my pants and run down walking st yelling at the top of my voice

"look at me i am yerman" in yerman of course

but as the lady boys did most of their business with the Bosch they understood his mad and insane rantings and proceeded to

squat on a glass topped coffee table and take a huge, steaming crap while watching 2 girls with one cup, just waiting for their

coffee Americano with the quaint little silver twisted spoon and a couple of straws