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**StrontiumDog** · 23-10-2009, 03:31 AM

purveyor of fine art and women's lingerie. However, the tightrope was elsewhere so he/she/it decided

**nigelandjan** · 23-10-2009, 03:50 AM

to find the reciept for the ill fitting kegs and get his/ her money back so he/ she could

**Loombucket** · 23-10-2009, 06:28 AM

survive the rest of the week, without dipping into

**isanyokel** · 23-10-2009, 09:55 AM

his fathers' all purpose,non-revealing,crotch strenghten,wind proof old army Y-fronts
with the...

**StrontiumDog** · 23-10-2009, 11:42 AM

detachable colostomy bag, for those uncomfortable post-op moments, which he/she/it now realised

**nigelandjan** · 23-10-2009, 12:24 PM

was his mother in laws hair net as he had put it on in the

**Soi sauce** · 23-10-2009, 03:40 PM

washing line to dry out with her wig still in it..

**StrontiumDog** · 23-10-2009, 04:14 PM

which was mistaken for a spider by her neightbour, who

**Stinky** · 23-10-2009, 04:29 PM

being a young Thai lady immediately spang over the fence to feast on

**nedwalk** · 23-10-2009, 06:53 PM

the most excellent repast that had been laid on by the passing

**Soi sauce** · 23-10-2009, 08:28 PM

Circus and its merry band of bearded ladys, strong men and other various old fashioned performance artists...

**chitown** · 23-10-2009, 08:35 PM

.....that pulled out machetes and other sharp object stabbing their neighbor's dogs to death....

**English Noodles** · 23-10-2009, 08:46 PM

and then English Noodles came along and said it's nice to see his thread doing so well.

**chitown** · 23-10-2009, 08:51 PM

and then they killed the stupid neighbors as well.....

**Stinky** · 23-10-2009, 09:09 PM

and cooked them all up in a pot with

**StrontiumDog** · 23-10-2009, 09:49 PM

beet-root and jellied eels, oh and "a nice Chianti and some fava beans". Whilst eating this sumptuous feast

**Soi sauce** · 23-10-2009, 11:12 PM

They read Teak Door Forum...and pondered how they got here in the first place...

**Lobster** · 24-10-2009, 12:17 AM

unfortunately they were unable to tell if it was the feast or the TD that caused them to...

**nigelandjan** · 24-10-2009, 01:58 AM

book a holiday in tenerife where they met a

**Lobster** · 24-10-2009, 02:06 AM

giant lobster holding a glass of Guinness, who said...

**Stinky** · 24-10-2009, 03:19 AM

Tenerrife is crap, I'm to Thailand where the food is cheap and the girls

**Lobster** · 24-10-2009, 03:43 AM

will sleep with anything, including a talking lobster who...

**Stinky** · 24-10-2009, 03:45 AM

by all accounts has an unusually large

**Lobster** · 24-10-2009, 03:58 AM

testicle. Thats right, only one, because...

**Soi sauce** · 24-10-2009, 05:32 AM

had accidently snipped the other one off when he scratched it..

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