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**isanyokel** · 11-10-2009, 04:29 PM

to make his affairs appear squeaky clean,so avoiding having to pay.....

**Stinky** · 11-10-2009, 04:34 PM

the big fat gangster who goes by the name of Inland Revenue and is always harassing and intimidating

**StrontiumDog** · 11-10-2009, 08:48 PM

the meek and lowly, similar to what can be found in

**Stinky** · 11-10-2009, 10:04 PM

the Dog and Duck proping up the bar recounting their glory days to the eager young men waiting their turn to get out to Bangkok and

**Loombucket** · 12-10-2009, 04:10 AM

get rid of all they're hard eaned cash on some

**isanyokel** · 12-10-2009, 05:33 PM

Poor unfortunate farm girl who offered to help spend his money.....

**nedwalk** · 13-10-2009, 05:30 AM

that he seemed so desperately wanted to go

**StrontiumDog** · 13-10-2009, 11:50 AM

to the lavatory after some dodgy som tam, given to him by a conniving bargirl, who

**isanyokel** · 13-10-2009, 01:33 PM

told him to avoid the lips,but failed to tell him 'BOTH ENDS' so unfortunately he....

**StrontiumDog** · 13-10-2009, 02:04 PM

sucked that baby dry, only to discover she...

**Stinky** · 13-10-2009, 05:56 PM

had given him awful sores on his

**Loombucket** · 13-10-2009, 10:10 PM

toes, and an Ivy tattoo that wound round his legs,

**Stinky** · 13-10-2009, 10:46 PM

and stoped at the crack

**StrontiumDog** · 13-10-2009, 11:14 PM

wasn't actually a tattoo at all, but the atrophying, blackened, collapsed remains of his veins, which

**Stinky** · 13-10-2009, 11:48 PM

hung from his withered body reminiscent of a

**nedwalk** · 14-10-2009, 05:30 AM

great night out down soi 7 where he met

**isanyokel** · 14-10-2009, 11:06 AM

his wife in the beer garden who enjoying a drink with his best mate!!!!!

**StrontiumDog** · 14-10-2009, 11:09 AM

However, his best mate wasn't enjoying the drink because

**Loombucket** · 14-10-2009, 02:37 PM

he had spotted a condom in the bottom of his bottle

**Stinky** · 14-10-2009, 02:48 PM

which is a sobering sight for anyone to

**StrontiumDog** · 14-10-2009, 10:21 PM

have, especially after it was served to him by a katoey, who

**Lobster** · 14-10-2009, 10:38 PM

just used the condom to...

**Stinky** · 14-10-2009, 11:56 PM

bugger a German gezzer who comes here every year to get nice and

**StrontiumDog** · 15-10-2009, 12:26 AM

buggered. The best friend, having realised he'd drunk well more than half the beer, then

**Stinky** · 15-10-2009, 01:37 AM

said "in for a penny in for a pound" and squeezed the remaining

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