he was doing something that he
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he was doing something that he
always wanted to do. Travel to
Bakersfield, California where one might find The Buck Owens Country Music Museum as well as
lots of trailers, sandy deserts, and the type of people that
you see in movies but you never thought they really existed. Here they are
in the flesh. And a lot uglier than when on TV, but
there are still people who think that this isn't the case, such as
blackgang, who used to live in Hollywood while
managing Elvis' films of the early and mid 60's, but now he prefers
to donate his time to the very lucky
game of backgammon and chess that he plays with
his seven cats. His wife is constantly frustrated by all of this and she
ran off with another
Elvis impersonator, Somchai. They now reside just outside Phenom Phen planning a Michael Jackson look-a-like extravaganza and
talk about MJ's byooootifun white skin. The MJ impersonator told them
put on a new plastic face to get for the London
ladyboy show. Micahel is their dance coach. The thing he loves the most about this job is
what goes on behind the scenes. He often......
is caught, looking in the mirror, wishing
he had a belly the size of nedwalks' but he
has had so much plastic surgery that if he wanted to get any work done on his stomach he would have to
immodestly
disrobe for the surgeon and Michael was afraid that
her qualifications were
only valid for working in Nigeria. When he saw her license on the wall, he quickly pulled his gown closed and shouted "