former mates' arse hoping that she would.........
former mates' arse hoping that she would.........
go woop woop and slap him with a wet...
squirrel carcass, just so he could...
go home and watch the news and shove his finger right up his...
squirrel carcass' ass, so he could dig out...
The 1000 Bhat he stashed up there so his bg wouldn't use it to...
pay for her new sim card which would then enable her to
Ring herself, whilst at the same time as.....
buy more squirrel carcass that she used too...
make a furry purse for
all the hairs she would pluck from her
pet beaver,which was
horny as hell in the wet season
but it had some weeping red sores

sitting alone in a pile of used Kleenex
akinda oriental howard hughes only moreso
but never felt the need to be
in any sense of the word
but really who is the most deserveing
you and me of course ,and the ?
large group of sex offenders who currently hang out at the...
wanna wanna hump bar
for the BOGOF offer which
makes them spend all the money they made at the

arcade on Saturdays. Getting rid of all the cuddly toys
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