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women. Luckily for him, it wasn't a total waste...

as he landed in the Amazon, known for beastly

women at least 6 feet tall with spears and shit, in case...

that's your cup of tea, which it was...

for most because they were stunningly beautiful and could crack...

the whip quite well, which most punters find

attractive in a sadistic way. That being said, our punter...

excruciatingly delectable because the pain...

our punter did not go for that kind...

but instead likes a more pliable kind, where he bends her

over a stump and...

gets down to business, which conveniently, lumberjacks do when

out in the bush without...

their bushwackers. These ornery helpers

really can be pests if they aren't...

also bent over the stump

doing the humpty hump with the drunken plonker from ...

the movie Deliverance where...

SKkin pulls up in his battered, old Ford ...

and starts plonkin' his banjo with the "retard" from the holller who...

also much like folk from Issan, take comfort in

"Deilverance" that old movie about...

rednecks, much like the somtam eaters whose diet includes

bugs and penises and old...

fish sauces. The nasty stinky kinds that Thais like to put on