BUTTPLUG Server Security Challenge. Can YOU Crack It?

[Neverna]

The point is that you said you would hack it and you repeated it over and over again over a period of 6 weeks.

^^ I expected someone who boasted as often as you did about the ease of hacking his "crappy server" to be able to get in and out without leaving a trace. You're a failure. How embarrassing for you.

[slackula]

because we all know that the psycho chav bitch will immediately call murder once I do, make a big scene out of it, will file a police complain over it etc...

We already covered that on page 1 of this thread, I wrote you a waiver there.

6 weeks to think of a way to get yourself out of the pickle that you talked yourself into and that's the best you can come up with? Weak sauce pluggie, very weak sauce.

unless she send me over her real name and address and make a written statement signed by her lawyer that this is simply an intrusion exercise for "auditing" her shitty webserver security measures.

What a pity that goalpost moving isn't an Olympic sport, we might finally have found something you are competent at.

Let's say I decide to humour you, will you let me know where to send it and whose name should be on the top?

The problem is that you've already audited it, you spent 6 weeks poking around, by your own words you "detected some interesting flaws" and the server is "fully exposed" and yet armed with that you still managed to do exactly nothing.

Face it: you are a liar and a wannabe script kiddie and nothing more. Now go away and find somebody else to threaten.

[Troy]

^ Have you checked you haven't been been ravaged in your sleep lately...

...well a few weeks ago actually.

[BaitongBoy]

^The stains may be gone by now, but surely he would have felt something...Unless Butters is hung like a snail and cannot make a fist...

[mrsquirrel]

a typical cope out TD thread this.

Fucks sake, I wasted my time checking up on this over the last few weeks.

bunch of cunts the lot of you.

[BaitongBoy]

I'll take that as a compliment, coming from you, Mrs Q...

[Cujo]

a typical cope out TD thread this.

Fucks sake, I wasted my time checking up on this over the last few weeks.

bunch of cunts the lot of you.

What's with the munter for an avatar?

[slackula]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of ProXads suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly confused by an ipset rule. I fear nothing terrible has happened."
~Obi-Wan Corholla, referring to the Non-Destruction of Buttsecs

[Neverna]

I take it the ButtSec server has not been penetrated yet, but has it recently had a little light external prodding?

[slackula]

I take it the ButtSec server has not been penetrated yet, but has it recently had a little light external prodding?

It sends me a love letter if the general internet background chatter gets a little too frisky from any erstwhile paramour, let's say that lately some letters have been marked par avion...

[Neo]

He's gone 'deep cover'

[BaitongBoy]

Is that a bishop or a buttplug up there, corholla?...

[slackula]

Is that a bishop or a buttplug up there, corholla?...

Yes.




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[baldrick]

As the actress said to the bishop

Next time use butters please

[david44]

Just found this brilliant thread ,thanks for the entertainment

[Neo]

classic

there's another one where he loses it cos he can't get wi-fi and claims he's going to rewrite the directory or something and it turns out he couldn't find the wi-fi switch

[Cujo]

Butterfly flounced after this didn't he.

[BaitongBoy]

But he's back now as Dragonfly...And then there's another, Dragonfly94, I think...No relation...

[Dragonfly]

the funny thing is to see how slack reacted and went into psycho mode completely as he was obviously very scared,

best defense of a small dog is to bark and attack,

people are just dumb, but when you choose to live in Phuket, you can't be the brighest bulb

[Neverna]

the funny thing is to see how slack reacted and went into psycho mode completely as he was obviously very scared,

best defense of a small dog is to bark and attack,

people are just dump, but when you choose to live in Phuket, you can't be the brighest bulb

So Slack barked like a small dog and Butterfly ran away. And Butterfly still hasn't hacked the server - after all this time.

[Dragonfly]

he didn't run away, he was put on a leech and muzzled

as for hacking the silly server, it was probably hacked but nobody reported it since a good hack is never discovered or disclosed

[Topper]

people are just dump, but when you choose to live in Phuket, you can't be the brighest bulb

Thank fuck we've got you to show us the light.....by the way, did you ever crack Slack's server. I've heard rumors of his goat porn collection....

[Dragonfly]

a good hack is never acknowledged or discovered, no matter how easy it can be

a lot of servers in the corporate world are hacked, and it can sometimes take years for the owner to find out or realize it was hacked

[Pragmatic]

it was probably hacked but nobody reported it since a good hack is never discovered or disclosed

So can we be sure 'hacking' actually occurs?

[Topper]

good hack is never acknowledged or discovered, no matter how easy it can be

If you'd cracked BUTTSEC you'd have gloated endlessly on here about it, so I'm guessing the answer is a resounding, "I talked shit but couldn't back it up."

It's all cool Butters, just be honest. It took me about 10 minutes to bust that ass wide open, but generally speaking, I do chose to use my skills for good, rather than evil. It's not like Slack didn't give you all the clues you needed.

It's really ok to say, "in my opinion" or "I don't have a clue.", I do it all the time. People help the humble, after all.....