BUTTPLUG Server Security Challenge. Can YOU Crack It?

[Butterfly]

Never seen Butters so worked up...He's a dangerous little bitch now...Gotta watch out when you get him cornered...

obviously you never saw me fighting with Bkkandrew, it was quite brutal

the usual chavs on TD were cheering him up to beat me down, but eventually I knocked him out. He turned out to be the fraud I exposed him for. QC will not be different, I will expose her for the fraud and the stalking bitch that she is.

Be ready bitch, I am going to own your ass and make you eat your cats as entertainment

[Necron99]

[slackula]

Just for reference buttplug why don't you post up the details of one of the servers that you manage so we can all see how a leet web-foo master like you does it?

QC will not be different, I will expose her for the fraud and the stalking bitch that she is.

Be ready bitch, I am going to own your ass and make you eat your cats as entertainment

Fraud?

fraud
frôd/
noun
noun: fraud; plural noun: frauds

a person or thing intended to deceive others, typically by unjustifiably claiming or being credited with accomplishments or qualities.
synonyms:fraudulence, cheating, swindling, embezzlement, deceit, deception, double-dealing, chicanery, sharp practice;
"he was arrested for fraud"

unjustifiably claiming accomplishments or qualities.....
unjustifiably claiming accomplishments or qualities.....
unjustifiably claiming accomplishments or qualities.....

[Neo]

obviously you never saw me fighting with Bkkandrew, it was quite brutal

the usual chavs on TD were cheering him up to beat me down, but eventually I knocked him out.

[slackula]

You-know-who has gone uncharacteristically quiet.

Could it be that his much flaunted Script of Doom™ is nothing more than vapourware (or as we in the IT security business now refer to it, BUTTERWARE®).

Another product of his febrile and deranged mind? A man driven insane by the knowledge that out there somewhere there is a webserver mocking him, heaping scorn upon ridicule simply by continuing to function undeterred by his violent sexual fantasies of chavs and cats and cowards...

[nidhogg]

Specially for butters:

[Butterfly]

You-know-who has gone uncharacteristically quiet.

Could it be that his much flaunted Script of Doom™ is nothing more than vapourware (or as we in the IT security business now refer to it, BUTTERWARE®).

Another product of his febrile and deranged mind? A man driven insane by the knowledge that out there somewhere there is a webserver mocking him, heaping scorn upon ridicule simply by continuing to function undeterred by his violent sexual fantasies of chavs and cats and cowards...

why are you so impatient bitch ? don't worry, I will penetrate you, I am a man of my word. Stop being a silly little chavette who think she is being smart at the Pub. I am going to beat you up, take your crappy webserver and own your whole ADSL line

you won't even have an Internet connection to play with

[Butterfly]

Specially for butters:

that's what bkka always kept saying every other posts, patience retard, battle is not over yet.

Jesus christ, what's with all those chavs and their impatience ? dry drunk ?

[Topper]

Never seen Butters so worked up...He's a dangerous little bitch now...Gotta watch out when you get him cornered...

I've got complete faith in the little guy. I know he's going to find an dark, wet, well lubed port and "pernetrate" QC's server, exactly like a monkey fucking a football.

[Butterfly]

Announcement:

Don't panic, I will be away for a few days, so don't start screaming hysterically like a chavette because I am not replying to your silly posts and take my silence as a sign you were right or won the battle. This is going to last for months, so better save up on post energy.

Note: on my next trip to the UK (which should be soon), I will hack your webserver, like that you won't be scrutinizing like a night owl for an IP from France

[baldrick]

Note: on my next trip to the UK

eh ? 5 usd will get you a vps for a month in many locations on the planet - just install your favourite text and talk os and unleash your l33t p0rn skillz

[Neverna]

Announcement:

This is going to last for months

This is going to last for months? I'm sure I read somewhere that it would only take 5 minutes. Backdoor Buttsec is much slower than expected.

[Topper]

Backdoor Buttsec is much slower than expected.

It's all about the foreplay before the penetration.....

[Neverna]

Backdoor Buttsec is much slower than expected.

It's all about the foreplay before the penetration.....

Or impotence, perhaps.

[nidhogg]

Announcement:

This is going to last for months

This is going to last for months? .

Butter is a slow reader.

[slackula]

why are you so impatient bitch ? don't worry, I will penetrate you, I am a man of my word. Stop being a silly little chavette who think she is being smart at the Pub. I am going to beat you up, take your crappy webserver and own your whole ADSL line

you won't even have an Internet connection to play with

Awww, what a petulant, whiny little cretin, all just because I took the piss out of you on a forum. Is your ego really that fragile?

You've gone from attacking a webserver to rape to feeding me my pet cat to beating me up to (I dunno about this one) cutting the wires that lead to my server? to disconnecting me from the internet entirely (you forgot about my phone BTW) all because I laughed at your stupid, vain boasts. Do you really think that your childish empty threats are worth snot?

You are wound up so tight even your hair is clenched, I say dance and you start jumping about like the raving lunatic you are, get some help dude.

This is going to last for months, so better save up on post energy.

Save up my what? According to you I won't be posting because you are going to disconnect me from the internet!

Why is it going to take you months to do what you said would take less than a minute? Don't tell me you lied to me, oh heavens...

Note: on my next trip to the UK (which should be soon), I will hack your webserver, like that you won't be scrutinizing like a night owl for an IP from France

I hate to burst your little ego bubble even more but I don't scrutinize IPs, there is software to do that for me so when some idiot starts poking around into the server's no-no places the software raps his knuckles and gives him a time-out. It's called fail2ban, check it out.

5 usd will get you a vps for a month in many locations on the planet

He's not going to the UK to avoid detection, he's going there to see if he can find somebody to teach him how to hack a "shitty" "crappy" webserver because he sure as shit doesn't know how to do it himself.

Probably to get cat recipes too.

[Topper]

he's going there to see if he can find somebody to teach him how to hack a "shitty" "crappy" webserver because he sure as shit doesn't know how to do it himself.

I doubt he'll be unable to find a Paki or Indian programmer to help him fulfill his penetration attempts. I'm going to bet that Butters is going to win.

[slackula]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot:

Ahem!

Attention

If my webserver ever goes dark it is absolutely nothing to do with buttplug no-how, no-way, nu-uh. Pinky promise.

There, that should do it.

won the battle

Battle?!!? Good grief, get over yourself.
If you'd asked me nicely I'd probably have just turned it off in the first place, the only reason I set it up is because it comes with a slackware install and I wanted to see how it works. Who knew that setting up a crappy webserver on a port that 3BB allegedly doesn't allow could lead to such lulz?

[Necron99]

he's going there to see if he can find somebody to teach him how to hack a "shitty" "crappy" webserver because he sure as shit doesn't know how to do it himself.

I doubt he'll be unable to find a Paki or Indian programmer to help him fulfill his penetration attempts. I'm going to bet that Butters is going to win.

Would be incredibly expensive, not sure Butters would shell out big bucks over a forum spat.
Why, the bid for the job could go as high as $50!

[slackula]

I'm going to bet that Butters is going to win.

You also reckon that Lucy is going to let Charlie Brown kick the football any day now right?

I will be away for a few days

Give our regards to Nurse Ratched.

[BaitongBoy]

Don't panic, I will be away for a few days,

No worries...Got your plug stuck sideways again?...I hear 5 days is the limit before death occurs...

[raycarey]

i have a theory---admittedly a half-baked theory---but a theory nonetheless.....

butterfly has been trolling this forum on computer threads for years. he knows a little bit about software and hardware, and he has taken aim at those who are considerably more proficient than he is.

basically, he is aware that he doesn't know a lot about computers...and he doesn't care that he doesn't know...but he's trying to wind up those that do know a lot by pretending that he thinks he knows a lot.

just think about all those posts he's made about apple products....and windows xp......it could all be just an elaborate troll designed to wind people up.


again, just a theory.

[PlanK]

Buttfly getting skooled by Slacktard.


Funny stuff.

[Roobarb]

Announcement:

This is going to last for months

This is going to last for months? .

Butter is a slow reader.

It's a good suggestion, but the book is written by a bloke called Beaver.

I suspect it might be proving a bit of a turn-off for Butters.

[Mr Earl]

i have a theory---admittedly a half-baked theory---but a theory nonetheless.....

butterfly has been trolling this forum on computer threads for years. he knows a little bit about software and hardware, and he has taken aim at those who are considerably more proficient than he is.

basically, he is aware that he doesn't know a lot about computers...and he doesn't care that he doesn't know...but he's trying to wind up those that do know a lot by pretending that he thinks he knows a lot.

just think about all those posts he's made about apple products....and windows xp......it could all be just an elaborate troll designed to wind people up.


again, just a theory.

You're thinking too much Ray dear... or may you should write a book. Perhaps a best seller. Who knows?