BUTTPLUG Server Security Challenge. Can YOU Crack It?

[nidhogg]

Heh!

When the server fails because it gets overwhelmed by people looking to read about buttplug's idiocy does he get to take credit for bringing it down?

I am sure butters will claim credit as part of a cunning DOS attack...

[Necron99]

I really do wish folk would stop using jargon as if the whole world is familiar with it. How on earth do you expect we normal people to follow things and learn if terms are not properly explained and placed in context.

One tries to keep up but without a ready glossary etc it is difficult.

What is Port 25 and how is it different to Port 80? What is 3BB?

What is Protip?

Is buttsec an actual term or simply a reference to Butterfly?

Ports are gateways computers use to communicate, there are thousands, but certain ones are traditionally used for certain functions.
3BB is an internet provider in Thailand
BUTTSEC is the name of a file QC has created on his server to house Butterisms
Protip is the commercial name of an add-on extra long spikey electronic anal intruder Butters owns.

[harrybarracuda]

A whole thread on Buttplug trying to be a script kiddie. You couldn't make it up.

That means I can post that picture of him again.

[Butterfly]

are you related to slakula by any chance ? that kunt poster that fled to SZ, and was bad mouthing everyone on TD while there ? how ironic you came back on TD, like the coward that you are,

could explain your blind support to that admin coward on SZ,

shit what an ugly bitch you make,

slackula

[Butterfly]

Protip: they don't load for you.

oh no, you filtered my IP so I can't see your retarded chav jokes, I feel so insulted

god, your retardation knows no boundary, almost as high as CSFan cowardice

[Butterfly]

you are clearly an hilarious chav, I mean is that how you play jokes at the Pub ?

obviously I must have touched a nerve my little stalking friend

Here at Quimbian Corholla Security Incorporated™ we take internet security very seriously, hence our great concern recently when we were notified of an imminent attack on our highly secure servers.

The exact identity of the attacker remains murky, he goes by the nom de guerre of Butterfly, but he claims that he is on watchlists of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for his activities to undermine the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act and for saying nasty things about Pres. G.W. Bush! (PBUH)

The vigilant moderators at teakdoor.com help by maintaining a dossier on him to monitor his activities.

Clearly this delusional maniac is a force to be reckoned with (hahahahaha), below you will see a list of his threats, descriptions of the maintainer of this trove of evidence, and other rants and raves as he descends into the lowest fiery pits of frustrated inadequacy.

Read on if you dare to see how this heinous crime unfolds..

[Seekingasylum]

How does one filter an IP?

[Butterfly]

well, it's not like you are obsessed or anything for dedicating a whole website to me, with chapters after chapters of text about me

I hate to break it to you, but you sound a bit like an obsessive psycho bitch ?

how many cats do you live with again ?

In common with other sufferers of the Dunning-Kruger effect Butterfly considers himself extraordinarily qualified to expatiate with authority on any subject.

No matter the topic he will offer his imbecilic views with great conviction and when questioned will retort to accusing everybody of some variant of mental retardation, usually in conjunction with their use of computers (a particular favourite) and accusations of homosexuality.

With a precision that would make a Swiss clock maker proud whenever the idiocy of his statements is forced to his attention he will wave the French white flag of victory (more on that later), declare everybody in the universe except himself to be retarded and wander off to molest some other innocent discussion.

French, Belgian or what?

Nobody knows for sure which of those decrepit and oft-vanquished nations is forced to admit that he is one of theirs. Common wisdom has it that he is a Belgian but even he has raw the animal cunning to realise how embarrasing that is and so pretends to be French in the misguided belief that that is somehow a step up a rung of the evolutionary ladder.

In short he is everything everybody dislikes about the French times Belgium squared. Belgium has waffles, France has twats and Butterfly is a twatwaffle.

When expounding on political or military topics he pretends to understand the subject matter and deals with it by displaying all the aplomb and courageous derring-do for which the French and Belgians are totally unknown. At least he is keeping up their traditions.

[Butterfly]

like I said, I must have touched a nerve

she probably spent the whole night, possibly days, writing all those precious jokes

.:The Quotes:.

Preface

With almost 40,000 posts on Teakdoor.com alone our Grande Dame of Thai internet forums has produced an enormous turd of work that must be sifted through to find the very choicest nuggets of stupifying insanity for our bemusement.

As one might expect that is a fucking horrible job™ and so this list will be populated with his crap very slowly as and when I feel my will to live being sapped and need to read something that makes me think "well, at least I'm not that stupid bastard".

Want to help?

If there is something inxplicable wrong with you too and you would like to submit a quote from the lord of the fleas for inclusion on this page of pustulous excretia from his microscopic mind then the form accessible via the menu on the right might work unless I have dicked with the code and borked it again.

[Butterfly]

and it gets better, I think she is in love

:IMPORTANT STUFF:.

DISCLAIMER

THIS PAGE IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH, ENDORSED BY OR SUPPORTED BY ANY OWNER, MODERATOR, OTHER MEMBER, OR REPRESENTATIVE OF TEAKDOOR.COM

IT IS ALL MY OWN VIEWS, OPINIONS AND WORK EXCEPT WHERE BUTTERFLY HIMSELF IS QUOTED, THEN IT'S HIS STUFF

If you are Butterfly's care-giver, owner, feeder, agent or relative and you wish to assert copyright over the stupid shit attributed to him here then contact me via the email buried somewhere in this site because I could always do with a good laugh.

MY BROWSER DOESNT WORK / YOUR SITE LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Yeah, I know. What were you expecting on a site about to the biggest fuckwit on the internet? The Louvre?

The site uses javascript to report the current number of days that Butterfly has totally failed to do anything except whinge. If you have NoScript etc and the day counter doesn't show up then get out your calendar and count from 6th August 2014 until today.

The pages render OK on Firefox for Mac, Firefox from source code on Slackware and Safari on a Mac. They may or may not work on whatever tablet, phone or internet connected garbage dispenser you are trying to view them on. I don't care and I will not be making any effort to make the site compatible with anything unless I can think of a good reason to or I become insane from exposure to the rantings of you-know-who.

If you use Internet Explorer then may god have mercy on your soul, but if you can see the words you might enjoy it because you obviously have a sense of humour.

Given the subject matter here and the life expentancy of less than a minute until our hero vapourises this server it seems foolish to put anything more than the absolute minimum of effort into it and anyway he keeps promising that he will do unspeakably perverse things to the server when he gains root access and delves into it's naughty bits so he can fix up the webpages while he is at it too.

[Butterfly]

slakula website has been brought to you by Komodo Ide, the best IDE for macs on the web

obviously not, when we see your crappy skills for designing a simple website

god, this is hilarious, slakula demonstrating her obsessive stalking activity and crappy web skills, at least she could get a prize for being an ugly stalking psycho bitch with too many cats

[Butterfly]

A whole thread on Buttplug trying to be a script kiddie. You couldn't make it up.

That means I can post that picture of him again.

fuck Harry, I am not sharing my personal photos with you again, ever

this was after my 200lbs diet, I have gained much more since, too much good cheese and wine in France

[slackula]

Somebody has given thePLUG-O-RAMA™! its first test in the wild!

The system performed flawlessly on the port that is closed via the service that 3BB forbids customers from using but there is something a little fishy about it, I can't put my finger on it but I think a mole may have infiltrated by making a lucky guess on the CAPTCHA question of 2+2=?

Email/Thread: Your Shit Weberver
------------------------- BUTTIQUOTE -------------------------

Hi my name is quimbian corholla and I am a retarded Chav,

I drink at the Pub everyday because I am a bored kunt

my site looks like shit because I am 14 and don't know HTML

I am still learning though, so there is hope

------------------------------------------------------------

Nah, it's probably legit.

[Necron99]

like I said, I must have touched a nerve

you might have touched a nerve, but you don't seem to have touched a server yet.....

[Butterfly]

you might have touched a nerve, but you don't seem to have touched a server yet.....

actually touching a nerve is better than touching her POS server, feeling unclean to even think that I will have to "penetrate" her shit

[Butterfly]

slakula bitch, are you still here ? or are you too busy updating the multiple IP I am using to access your shit server ?

and why are you banning my IP if you want me to hack you ?

what are you afraid of since you keep claiming I have no skills ? isn't this a bit contradictory ?

[Gerbil]

Fuck me. TD has been invaded by self taught IT nerds.

[Iceman123]

Butters you have been well and truly humbled.

Look on the bright side, you may be able to use that new arsehole that has been ripped for you during your wanderings around the top floor at Nana.

[slackula]

I am sure butters will claim credit as part of a cunning DOS attack...

True, but since he seems intent on C&Ping everything on it into this thread nobody will have any incentive to visit.

[Butterfly]

Butters you have been well and truly humbled.

Look on the bright side, you may be able to use that new arsehole that has been ripped for you during your wanderings around the top floor at Nana.

I wouldn't call being stalked by a psycho bitch to be ass raped,

I don't mind a bit of ass raping when it's done right, but here we are from it.

maybe in a retarded chav world it is, but I wouldn't know since I am not part of Chav land. I guess if I was a chav, I would care

[slackula]

or are you too busy updating the multiple IP I am using to access your shit server ?

How you must long for the halcyon days of 4 hours ago when you were happily proclaiming it was inaccessible:

FAILED again. not sure, what those links are supposed to do, but they don't load, so obviously you forgot to turn on port 80, or wait, could it be that 3BB blocked the 80 port for crappy webservers hosted on Home ADSL line ?

ps: anonymouse.org doesn't work like you think it does.

[Butterfly]

back to the topic retard,

why did you ban my IP address if you are so comfortable I can't do it ?

and more importantly why are you an obsessive stalking psycho bitch ? simply because I called you a mac retard ? oh boy, do you also hear voices in your head ? like telling you to build websites on your stalking targets ?

[Topper]

I don't mind a bit of ass raping when it's done right,

You are Belgian after all.....how's your sphincter these days? Can you still cough without shitting yourself?

and more importantly why are you an obsessive stalking psycho bitch ?

*** she says screaming at the top of her lungs while stamping her feet****

[harrybarracuda]

Christ on a bike, Buttplug is in full-on meltdown.

Walk away from the keyboard Butters, take a few deep breaths.

[slackula]

why did you ban my IP address if you are so comfortable I can't do it ?

Because I thought it might be funny watching you jump up and down squawking that the webserver wasn't working because you couldn't see it and you couldn't work out why.

And guess what? I was right.

I will admit though that it never occurred to me that when you could see it you would immediately start C&Ping great sections of it onto here - that was icing on the cake.

I have never seen anybody with such a huge lack of self-awareness, is there some mantra that you chant?