Emergency - Please Help

[NickA]

^I don't know, no job and single in SE Asia sounds pretty good to me

[hillbilly]

Don't worry people, history has a way of repeating itself...

[DrAndy]

I agree Hilly, I just saw a bloke looking like Napoleon in Waterloo station

[RDN]

^I don't know, no job and single in SE Asia sounds pretty good to me

I concur

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Strollers quote below from 'SBF Gets Threats Of Divorce' thread.

No, of course not, you have nothing to loose by marrying Sandra.
Remember, you will have no problems getting in and out of the Philippines as you wish, once you are married, and she will be able to accompany you without any problem to whereever you like as well!

And, best of all, you, as the husband, will be entitled to any earnings she might make while yopu are married, and claim half of everything she will own if things go tits up!

Mate, with respect I really can't afford sarcasm - I'm not as comfortable as I make out here and remain suspicious as hell, I don't trust anyone and haven't for many years. You say I'm not Asia savvy but I've never been ripped off in Asia other than paying F.A.D. (Foreigner Added Tax) on this and that. I am very fond of Sandra but I feel I have to marry her otherwise I may not be leaving the country alive - who knows what changes in hospitality will come my way if I insist on a 'proper' engagement.

The situation SBF is in has made me consider future earnings and hidden assets etc... I need to know EVERYTHING. As insurance I am even considering sending the family address to all my friends and family, plus the Embassy. I doubt there's any such thing as a pre-nup here or I could get a signed or even video'ed contract that would establish that I was not getting hitched because I wanted to but because I had to and therefore would not suffer a case of "I do - cheers mate - divorce please - past/present and future earnings please" - THAT'S my main concern at the moment, and I should be concentrating on just enjoying each others company.

I get criticised for not taking all the 'getthefuckout' advice but it's not that easy. I have loads of stuff, 6 bags + laptop, I don't know my way around and I walk out the door and am hassled for cash - I can't go to the mall alone because I may get kidnapped. Also, if I decided to leave I could get 'bumped off' by the father, he's capable of beating up his wife, 4 daughters and son so why not kill me? They are bonkers enough to set off fireworks, fire guns and play music at 5am.

And I don't want to leave her (she's NOT pregnant by the way) I just want a 'normal' relationship, not be asked to switch off the AC because she has overnight suddenly decided she doesn't like the duvet, or be asked to open a bag of bread when she has it in her hands when I am obviously doing several things at once online and she's doing nothing except reeling off a chain of inane comments with the whiney prefix "babe?".... These things can really piss a guy off, or am I just in a kind of selfish panic? Is my judgement on our compatibility clouded by the situation?

[William]

^your judgment is certainly clouded to have allowed yourself to get in a situation like that in the first place!!

Now, where's the arse picture?

[kingwilly]

mate if yo serious - 6 bags of shit and a laptop dont count fer shit.

just say you wanna go shopping or etc etc.

once in town - grap a cab and straight to the airport - buy a ticket and hide out there.

are married, and she will be able to accompany you without any problem to whereever you like as well!

BTW - that comment is bollocks, marriage makes it easier - but it is not certain in every country u go!

anyway - arse shots pls!

[stroller]

You say I'm not Asia savvy but I've never been ripped off in Asia other than paying F.A.D. (Foreigner Added Tax) on this and that.

Yet you got yourself into this situation, are panicking because you're in an Asian environment you haven't got a clue how to handle, and getting yourself worked up into a new drama by the minute, last night it was triggered by you hearing about someone who's looking for an editor, now you have another wobbly and fear for your life, about to get married but haven't got a fekking clue about marriage, asking questions like a 15 year old.

I need to know EVERYTHING. ...I doubt there's any such thing as a pre-nup here

What happened about seeing a lawyer? Why don't you inform yourself instead of speculating? Is this "adventure story" getting a bit too real by now?

- I can't go to the mall alone because I may get kidnapped.

Furking hell, get a grip, kid!

...or am I just in a kind of selfish panic?

That would be my guess.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

I just want a 'normal' relationship, not be asked to switch off the AC because she has overnight suddenly decided she doesn't like the duvet, or be asked to open a bag of bread

The conniving bitch ! You''re being manipulated with these exorbitant bread and air conditioning demands. I propose you retaliate by setting fire to the family house and burning it to the ground.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ Sorry, was it not daft after all?

[William]

I propose you retaliate by setting fire to the family house and burning it to the ground.

I propose he retaliate by taking a photo of Sandra's arse?

[ChiangMai noon]

I don't know why you perves are getting in such a lather about Sandy's arse.
I dare say it will look firm and smooth like 85% of SE Asian arses. Sure you've all seen a few before.

[mrsquirrel]

the whiney prefix "babe?"..

I would dump her for saying that

[slimboyfat]

I propose you retaliate by setting fire to the family house and burning it to the ground.

I propose he retaliate by taking a photo of Sandra's arse?

seconded. where's the arse pic scampy? only that can get me out of the doldrums. i am depending on you

[slimboyfat]

I don't know why you perves are getting in such a lather about Sandy's arse.
I dare say it will look firm and smooth like 85% of SE Asian arses. Sure you've all seen a few before.

good idea CMN, a pic of sandras arse in a soapy lather would be nice.

[KID]

You say I'm not Asia savvy but I've never been ripped off in Asia other than paying F.A.D. (Foreigner Added Tax) on this and that.

Yet you got yourself into this situation, are panicking because you're in an Asian environment you haven't got a clue how to handle, and getting yourself worked up into a new drama by the minute, last night it was triggered by you hearing about someone who's looking for an editor, now you have another wobbly and fear for your life, about to get married but haven't got a fekking clue about marriage, asking questions like a 15 year old.

I need to know EVERYTHING. ...I doubt there's any such thing as a pre-nup here

What happened about seeing a lawyer? Why don't you inform yourself instead of speculating? Is this "adventure story" getting a bit too real by now?

- I can't go to the mall alone because I may get kidnapped.

Furking hell, get a grip, kid!

...or am I just in a kind of selfish panic?

That would be my guess.

FOR ONCE WE AGREE ON SOMETHING STROLLER !!!

SCAMP-- I WALKED THE STREETS OF MANILA ALONE AT 3-4 AM SEVERAL TIMES--- GROW SOME BALLS SON

[mrsquirrel]

GROW SOME BALLS SON

He had his cut off after the ransom wasn't paid. Don't listen to him Scamp they don't grow back.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

He should be careful in Phils.

People do carry firearms and they are pissed up on cheap grog.

First time I went to Manila I was told I was going to be shot, but my 'assailant' was so shambolic he hadn't bothered to bring his gun. So I told him to go home and get it while I waited. He said he couldn't be assed.

[bkkmadness]

He said he couldn't be assed.

But you proved him wrong and made a few quid anyway.

[RDN]

...not be asked to switch off the AC because she has overnight suddenly decided she doesn't like the duvet, or be asked to open a bag of bread when she has it in her hands when I am obviously doing several things at once online and she's doing nothing except reeling off a chain of inane comments with the whiney prefix "babe?".... These things can really piss a guy off, or am I just in a kind of selfish panic? Is my judgement on our compatibility clouded by the situation?

Sounds like true love to me.

...I just want a 'normal' relationship

I think you've got one.


Hard luck.

[Blake7]

why not just say you are taking Sandra for a weekedn in Boracay? Then when there engineer a row so you can stiorm out and get the next flight back to BKK.

[William]

Ok - bollocks. My main man SBF needs picking up, so his the arse shot:

[William]

bollocks - this is the only link:

[NickA]

whe has now lod me it

Exactly what I thought the last time I was on acid.

[William]

whe has now lod me it

Exactly what I thought the last time I was on acid.

Don't going mis-reping what I said - where's that quote from?