Emergency - Please Help

**britmaveric** · 24-04-2007, 10:32 AM

This is great material for Scampy's next Youtube videos.

**Whitey** · 24-04-2007, 11:08 AM

I'm thinkin troll as well, but sometimes trolling can be fun. I guess they have internet in the family's house in this shanty town since he is posting late at night on the forum.

They wouldn't use the words shanty town in the Philippines, they'd call it a Squatters Village more than likely. I stayed in a Squatters area next to Ayala Mall in Cebu for several weeks. It's ok, but the nearest internet cafe from a jeepney ride away and it wasn't open 24/7.

**stroller** · 24-04-2007, 11:18 AM

"Amongst sharks in a Philippine shanty town"
"My prostitute wife's family"
"Surviving on bjs and San Miguel beer"
"A fated Love in the slums of San Fernando"

**stroller** · 24-04-2007, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Whitey

It's ok, but the nearest internet cafe from a jeepney ride away and it wasn't open 24/7.

How long ago was this? All it takes is a phone line and a laptop these days.

**Butterfly** · 24-04-2007, 11:53 AM

Good thread, I gave it 5 stars

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 24-04-2007, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Either a novel idea or a great idea for a novel....

Don't tempt him.

Whats all this about the MIL don't know the daughters job in HK, what a load of bs, she must do.

You just know this story isn't gonna have a happy ending.

I agree. MIL knows whats what. For unemployed daughters to return home with pockets full of cash in Hong Kong makes one draw certain conclusions. (especially if she shares the cash with the family).

However, I don't agree that this isn't going to have a happy ending. I have known many Filipinas who have segued from this into having happy family lives with western husbands in Hong Kong.

**britmaveric** · 24-04-2007, 12:10 PM

Moog - you met Sandra???

**Whitey** · 24-04-2007, 03:38 PM

stroller:
A true squatters village/shanty town will not have phone lines.

If there's phone lines in the place he's at, it's not a real shanty town.

**dirtydog** · 24-04-2007, 03:41 PM

Lap tops work off of mobile phones now aswell, even third world Thailand has that

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 24-04-2007, 03:41 PM

^^ It is, and I've got some pictures to prove it so there.

**slimboyfat** · 24-04-2007, 03:43 PM

one mans shanty town is another mans ........erm ok i havent thought of the second part yet, but it started so well

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 24-04-2007, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by britmaveric

Moog - you met Sandra???

I haven't met her, but if I had, I wouldn't be discussing her merits and demerits here.

In many ways it might be advisable for TGS to discuss quietly the entire issue with friends, rather than open it up here among a group of middle-aged strangers.

It calls for some serious decision making rather than..... 'run Scampy RUN!' homilies.

Though I wouldn't want to put him off from marriage if the girl is right. Toxic Mothers in law can be set aside. Thats what I did. Some limited rapprochement usually takes place when Grandchildren emerge, and at that point one makes it clear that Daddy is the Boss of the family, not Granny.

**slimboyfat** · 24-04-2007, 03:54 PM

oi ^ who are you calling middle aged?

**DrAndy** · 24-04-2007, 04:04 PM

I haven't met her either

if I had I would post all the pics I had...yes, all of them

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 24-04-2007, 04:37 PM

Ok, here's proof I'm in the Phillipines, this is me standing up in a street outside the family home.

..And here's me taking a shower Phillipine style.

Finally, a picture taken from my MacBook Pro whilst browsing Teak Door.

**obsidian** · 24-04-2007, 04:42 PM

you look like a POW.

**slimboyfat** · 24-04-2007, 04:43 PM

imperial leather?.....mmmmmmmmmmm

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 24-04-2007, 04:44 PM

^ Yeah I need to start going to the gym... Did you see the Cussons Imperial Leather beside me? ...You can't get that here, I bought it back from HK.

**kingwilly** · 24-04-2007, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

oi ^ who are you calling middle aged?

YEAH - who u calling middle aged?

**slimboyfat** · 24-04-2007, 04:48 PM

your shanty town has a gym?

**extras** · 24-04-2007, 05:05 PM

has she ever got off the phone?

**slimboyfat** · 24-04-2007, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by extras

has she ever got off the phone?

well spotted.

TGS why IS she on the phone continuously?

**kingwilly** · 24-04-2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by extras

has she ever got off the phone?

well spotted.

TGS why IS she on the phone continuously?

she's an asian gal aint she?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 24-04-2007, 05:15 PM

She doesn't have the phone to her ear in this one.

**slimboyfat** · 24-04-2007, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by extras

has she ever got off the phone?

well spotted.

TGS why IS she on the phone continuously?

she's an asian gal aint she?

who is paying the phone bill?

and thats 200 up. congrats Scampy

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