Emergency - Please Help

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Having had my IP address banned yet again by Thaivisa for quarrelling with "Mr Charisma" (a bannable offence apparently), this is my only home till BKKMadness opens up Thaiso.com.

[Little Chuchok]

Having had my IP address banned yet again by Thaivisa for quarrelling with "Mr Charisma" (a bannable offence apparently), this is my only home till BKKMadness opens up Thaiso.com.

Who is Mr Charisma?

[sabang]

I had a GF who was also my partner in a small resort in Sabang, Pto Galera. After that, I had another GF from Sabang, who came and lived with me in Australia for a year.

Bladdy ell' youve shagged the whole of Sabang, Sabang?

Nah mate, the Blokes were either pissed or away fishing.It was rather fashionable for local ladies to be seen on the arm of an Owner though (thats what they called you, though you probably owned ferk all), a very desirable state of affairs.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

CDNvic and Brit Maveric, both of whom like getting people banned, interposed with tens of thousands of random pointless observations, none of which are remotely informative nor entertaining.

Still, compared to John K and Sriracha John, they are both Oscar Wildes.

[stroller]

...and we're all selfish here in Asia because we are used to the power of being a foreigner and the freedom of being able to do what the fuck we want and get away with it.

Speak for yourself mate.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

...and we're all selfish here in Asia because we are used to the power of being a foreigner and the freedom of being able to do what the fuck we want and get away with it.

Speak for yourself mate.

I'm not sure Scampy has any power or 'dark influence' whatsoever.

[DrAndy]

CDNvic and Brit Maveric, both of whom like getting people banned, interposed with tens of thousands of random pointless observations, none of which are remotely informative nor entertaining.

Still, compared to John K and Sriracha John, they are both Oscar Wildes.

are they gay? from their attitudes I assumed they were just self-aggrandizing twats

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

CDNvic and Brit Maveric, both of whom like getting people banned, interposed with tens of thousands of random pointless observations, none of which are remotely informative nor entertaining.

Still, compared to John K and Sriracha John, they are both Oscar Wildes.

are they gay? from their attitudes I assumed they were just self-aggrandizing twats

Not really that either, just endless re-cycling of....

"Now, now then"
"Better be careful"
"Steady on then, lets not get excited"
"Now, there's a silly lad"
"Not a good way to behave"

Just pointless, why do they even bother? Its a mystery. Its like listening to an unfunny Father Ted.


Anyway, they're better than "Yes indeed <insert smileys> Totster", whom according to TGS in person is a human toby jug.


(Just bringing the conversation back to Scampy as we're getting off topic)

[Butterfly]

^ what happened to Eliminator, I haven't seen him for a while

[obsidian]

i'd go greatest hits on this thread before you lose your audience entirely.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

^ what happened to Eliminator, I haven't seen him for a while

I was going to get in touch with 'Bowel Eliminator' when I was in Thailand last month, but i'd deleted his pm with his phone number in.

[stroller]

what happened to Eliminator, I haven't seen him for a while

Occasionally drops in to post his customary comments on them Muuuslims in the News section, or to have a pop at sTroller.

[RDN]

Pity you or one of your fellow mods banned him from TV, isn't it?

I did aspire to be a mod, but after 4 years over there, I think I might of missed my window....

I did suggest it once. Wasn't received very well.

[Begbie]

Pity you or one of your fellow mods banned him from TV, isn't it?

I did aspire to be a mod, but after 4 years over there, I think I might of missed my window....

I did suggest it once. Wasn't received very well.

Defenestration ? Bit difficult on the virtual world of internet forums. I suppose you could have paid someone to go to Phuket to do the job.

[burdon]

So scampie, you done one yet?

[stroller]

Seems someone "had a word" with him concerning plastering his and others private life on the net.

[burdon]

^ Why? What is wrong with that?

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Seems someone "had a word" with him concerning plastering his and others private life on the net.

I personally am a fan of the baroque peep-show that is Scampy's life.

[slimboyfat]

yes. i want to see what the toilet is like at sandras place.

i suffered a squat down toilet for 4 years here in singapore. actually its fine until you get a good dose of food poisoning - when you dont have the strength to get up from your squatting position.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ Surprisingly Slim, it's a western style shitter and even has a seat but no lid.

Permission is still pending as to the arse shot, it's a fantastic shot taken almost a week ago. She was getting dressed and I held the camera down by her arse and took it, unfortunately I was too close and the flash too bright.

Second attempt was perfect but for the fact she had her black undies on. I knelt on the floor in front of her as she was applying her makeup, and with my hand outstretched as far as it would go, I lowered my head so my face would be visible in between her legs and away I went. Snap, snap! Job done, so now I'm just waiting for her permission. She wants her hair straightened soon so when she asks for the cash in which to do so maybe I'll negotiate.

I went up north with Sandra and her brother a couple of days ago, took a day to get there it did. We stayed in a cheap, shitty resort and in the morning we frolicked in the sea and I tried to teach her to swim.

I have a couple of excellent 'paparazzi style' photos of this which would be befitting of a tablid newspaper if she we were people who anybody gave a shit about. Maybe I could post these in the meantime, they are blurred and everything.

Neither her or the brother in the room next door slept much due to fear of ghouls. There was a rustle outside which I insisted was a pangolin.

We came back yesterday, spent more time traveling than on holiday, though on the bright side I paid for all of us and it cost under 30 quid.

[stroller]

I lowered my head so my face would be visible in between her legs and away I went. Snap, snap!

Of course, couldn't have a pic without your face in it.
Slimboy will be pleased that at least her mobile won't feature in it, but that will have to be verified first.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Of course, couldn't have a pic without your face in it.

Proof innit!

[extras]

lots of respect for each other there it seems

[stroller]

Surprisingly Slim, it's a western style shitter and even has a seat but no lid.

I bet the flush doesn't work, if there is one. Or the lid is missing and it doesn't work.

[Little Chuchok]

Why is there a need for a lid anyway?