Daily Moan

[NamPikToot]

^ can't you just use roads like everyone else?

[misskit]

My chang has retired. The search for a new handyman starts.

[Bettyboo]

^ Mendip's away, might be a good time to lure his gardener away?

[Mendip]

^ Away but I can still see stuff.

I'll do a special deal and throw the wife in for free!

[NamPikToot]

Sitting on a train having to listen to a couple of women, one of which is discussing taking back the bloke who cheated on her. What do I do? Tell her she'd be mad to as he'll only do it again. Go to Turkey and get some cosmetics done.Go and find someone else or go and get an HIV test.

[Edmond]

Daily moan.

an HIV

People that pronounce H like an American.

[cyrille]

Which is how?

[Edmond]

It require an 'an' and not an 'a' as the article.

ay-tch

no... Hay-tch




Let me just pick an herb from your garden.

Get the fok outta my house right now.

[cyrille]

It require an 'an' and not an 'a' as the article.

ay-tch

no... Hay-tch

I didn't realise it was US pronunciation.

I got it wrong for years until an Aussie lass corrected me.

An Aussie - imagine.

I never forgave her.

[NamPikToot]

Who pronounces H haytch, illiterates or children?

[cyrille]

It's an horror show.

[Neverna]

It's getting worse in the UK.

People saying they bought a noo car instead of a new car.
People saying fanks and free instead of thanks and three, and wiv instead of with.

Who can we blame for that? Let's deport the bastards.

[Mendip]

My daughter says 'zee' instead of 'zed' which annoys me no end.

[hallelujah]

My daughter says 'zee' instead of 'zed' which annoys me no end.

My own moan is that I've been laid up in bed sick with the worst bug I've had in years and have wasted a whole fucking weekend.

But I'm guessing my weekend wasn't as bad as yours Mendy.

Where are you now?

[Edmond]

The alphabet song was changed a few years ago, because the LMNOP part was too fast, apparently.

In the new alphabet song, all letters are clearly differentiated. This change supports the youngest of students, in their still-developing phonological awareness, to clearly understand what letters correspond with what sounds

"The traditional alphabet song has a few issues. When sung quickly, the letters 'LMNOP' tend to blend together, leading many young children to incorrectly believe 'elemenop' is a single letter. Additionally, the way 'Y and Z' is sung can sound like 'Y N Z,' which adds an extra, unintended letter to the song," she said.

Catchy!


The world has turned to 5hit.

[Edmond]

Daily moan:


There are apparently queues at gas stations around CM today.

Not that I bother driving anywhere, but I'm sure there'll be knock-on effects.

Markets latest: Gas price soars 93% since start of conflict

Yayyy. Thanks for that, Fokwits.

[Mendip]

But I'm guessing my weekend wasn't as bad as yours Mendy.

Where are you now?

That may be so, but I'm guessing my weekend was more lucrative!

I'm sitting on a vessel in Haugesund, west coast of Norway, soon to sail out to sea. I flew out on Saturday night from Swampy.

[NamPikToot]

^ Lucky

[david44]

There are apparently queues at gas stations around CM today.

Not that I bother driving anywhere, but I'm sure there'll be knock-on effects.

my nong vanished driving 12km to get 4 liters top up which rather negates satangs saved.

I said nowt and so it goes, I find mellow in this wodge of uncertaint , got me clarinet and guitar, Belgian buddt suggest I should take up the bong instead of Absinthe and single Malts?

Does it make yer hair go long and guarantee the munchies like the red leb and parkyblack or Camberwell carrot era, I'm afraid I might get rainbow sox and hitchhike to a Khorat cock festival or play wiv me slurry beads?

[Mendip]

^ Lucky

Yes, I think I was.

When flying to Oslo, nine times out of ten I'll be routed through the ME, usually on Emirates. This time I was given Thai Air, direct BKK to OSL (which was awful).

On Saturday night at Seampy I noticed the Emirates flight to Dubai was still scheduled, but after arriving at Oslo I saw that the Emirates flight from Dubai to Oslo had been cancelled. I was lucky not to be one of those people stranded at Dubai, mind if the company still covered my day rate maybe a few weeks in Dubai wouldn't have been so bad?

[VocalNeal]

my internet search history is 2 storke motorbikes for sale especially Maico 490 at the moment

I could probably happily tinker with a Phantom TA150?

[NamPikToot]

^ still see a few of them knocking around.

[hallelujah]

That may be so, but I'm guessing my weekend was more lucrative!

Well, I did wake up yesterday to a tax rebate of just under a grand so there is that.

Might ask nammers how to invest it.



I'm glad you got there smoothly. As much for you as the other passengers who might have had to suffer your plates of meat after 2 or 3 days stuck in a Dubai terminal.

[NamPikToot]

Might ask nammers how to invest it.

3BSR is the ETF you want but give it a week

[Edmond]

Got a bit of time and fancy a double, 67k is a steal for Bitcoin.