Daily Moan

[Reg Dingle]

The amount of shit people try and flog at car boot sales.



Found MalmoMike's first work tool

[NamPikToot]

First? i've had the same brush for 20 years, i've got an award from the company for looking after it.

[Mendip]

^ 17 new heads and 14 new handles... ?




I could do with that set of hoes at home as well.

[bsnub]

The amount of shit people try and flog at car boot sales.

Look at all those lard asses, and they say America has a weight problem.

[nidhogg]

Look at all those lard asses, and they say America has a weight problem.

Sorry snubbie. The rate of obesity in us is higher than the rate in uk. But bluntly, both countries have a problem with it. You might take some solace that us is not in the top ten of countries with the highest obesity rates. Yet.

[hallelujah]

Look at all those lard asses, and they say America has a weight problem.

Testament to that world famous Great British cuisine.

[bsnub]

Testament to that world famous Great British cuisine.

[Joe 90]

First? i've had the same brush for 20 years, i've got an award from the company for looking after it.

Respecto!

I didn't know you worked for the "colon irrigation Company Ltd"

[Mendip]

It was my daughter's school photo day today.

The school made all the kids wear masks, so we have a photo of 18 kids posing for the photo, all wearing face masks. You can hardly tell which is which.

[NamPikToot]

Photoshop?

[Joe 90]

UK schools certainly know how to hit you up for school trips.
It's not compulsory, but the kids will benefit from it and also the teachers getting a free holiday.
What's wrong with Snowdonia from a geological perspective?

It's like them teachers that take the piss and decided on skiing trips to Winnipeg instead of Europe.

This is by far the most expensive imhe...

2x 4 nights in Iceland, Geography field trip .

Only £1350 each!!!!

I could have been a 4 week millionaire in Thailand for that sort of money.

[dirk diggler]

Shit man, I went to the Med for 10 days water sports for 295 quid

[armstrong]

UK schools certainly know how to hit you up for school trips.
It's not compulsory, but the kids will benefit from it and also the teachers getting a free holiday.
What's wrong with Snowdonia from a geological perspective?

It's like them teachers that take the piss and decided on skiing trips to Winnipeg instead of Europe.

This is by far the most expensive imhe...

2x 4 nights in Iceland, Geography field trip .

Only £1350 each!!!!

I could have been a 4 week millionaire in Thailand for that sort of money.

I can absolutely guarantee that taking 20+ kids skiing is not a holiday for the teacher.

[pickel]

I can absolutely guarantee that taking 20+ kids skiing is not a holiday for the teacher.

Even more so in Winnipeg, where there aren't any mountains.

[cyrille]

It's almost as if he's trying ​to be a total muppet.

[kingwilly]

Even more so in Winnipeg, where there aren't any mountains.

and also the teachers getting a free holiday.

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[Storekeeper]

Got roughly 105 days until retirement which means 72 workings days and find out today my car needs a new engine. The dealer wants roughly $12,000.00 to fix it.

Now get this … I bought the car brand new off the lot in 2012 and it’s got just a little under 60,000 miles on it.

It’s a 2012 Obamalet Impala LTZ.

My round trip to work is 6-7 miles a day so gonna try to milk it to retirement.

[Edmond]

A 10 yr old car with 60k miles needs a new engine?

Doesn't sound right. Unless you forgot to put in some delicious coolant.


6-7 miles? Walk or cycle. You have legs, don't be a lazy-dill.

[Storekeeper]

A 10 yr old car with 60k miles needs a new engine?

Doesn't sound right. Unless you forgot to put in some delicious coolant.


6-7 miles? Walk or cycle. You have legs, don't be a lazy-dill.

… regarding walking my fat ass up and down these hills …

Forgot to mention it pretty much was parked from 2014-2017 … little more than 3 years last time I was in Japan.

[aging one]

How the hell can it need a new engine? That simply sucks, and see why you are moaning.

Sorry bro but what in the hell made you decide on that car. Bland is being polite.

[VocalNeal]

I have to work 10 hours a day and am knackered.

[Storekeeper]

Sorry bro but what in the hell made you decide on that car. Bland is being polite.

At the time back in 2012 I had just returned from 8 straight years overseas. And all I wanted was a basic car. Not interested in anything with bells and whistles. A family sedan basically. The cheapest, decent model I could find. For the lowest price. But brand new. Heck, I’d decline power windows if I had the option.

[MarilynMonroe]

Not a big fan of funerals. Just spent a few days doing the whole wake/funeral thing. Nothing worse than sitting in a church for an hour in 30 degree heat! All for a good cause anyway.

[Edmond]

Not a big fan of funerals.

What an unusual stance.

Nothing worse than sitting in a church for an hour in 30 degree heat!

Lying in a coffin in one is probably not much better, eh.

[Edmond]

regarding walking my fat ass up and down these hills

Get some self-respect brother. Be Ed and AO, not Dill n Mendy.