Daily Moan

[Stumpy]

Fucking printer ink. You buy the fucking printer. My two kids use it for school. I'm CONSTANTLY buying fucking ink cartridges, at practically what I paid for the fucking printer! Cocksuckers!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA.... Classic DK. Thanks for the laugh.

[Stumpy]

Mexican yard cleaners. It is amazing to watch these retards strap on a leaf blower, blow the shit in the yard they are cleaning out into the street only to have it all blow back into the yard they just cleaned. What's even more comical is to watch these guys try and blow all the stuff into a pile. They chase leaves running in circles. FFS!!!! Ever heard of a rake or a broom? Lazy bastards. My missus always laughs. I just hate having to hear the gas powered engine rev up and down.

[November Rain]

I once caught her washing my bacon under the tap!

As long as she doesn't use washing up liquid...

Told my Missus I was doing a Sober October.

I'm going to talk about booze all October, then. Only fair as that's what you guys did to me in January

[charleyboy]

Been to see a friend. Get home, she's fookin' prepared the pork, well, at least half of it.
Totally against my instructions.

I've been making these 'babies' for at least 4 years...Now she knows everyfookinthing!

She'll be putting sugar in the fookin pastry next.

[charleyboy]

As long as she doesn't use washing up liquid...

Well, she fookin' does with the eggs! And this thick fookin' Englishman, thinks that they
are, porous!

[Kurgen]

As long as she doesn't use washing up liquid...

Well, she fookin' does with the eggs! And this thick fookin' Englishman, thinks that they
are, porous!

Fried or scrambled?

[Bettyboo]

She'll be putting sugar in the fookin pastry next.

Why? Has she run out of fish sauce???

[Kurgen]

Last day of looking like Cat Weasel

looks like the 3 f us lasted so 5k forfeit each to the Glory Hut Foundation, although I am trying to trick the other 2 into believing today is shave day

[crepitas]

Fucking printer ink. You buy the fucking printer. My two kids use it for school. I'm CONSTANTLY buying fucking ink cartridges, at practically what I paid for the fucking printer! Cocksuckers!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA.... Classic DK. Thanks for the laugh.

5555 trouble is the black runs out and nothing works ....I have this combo scanner printer that ran out of black two years ago..scanner still good but bought a Brother laser printer in Tesco...1600bt I think..frickin thing seems to attract mud wasps' nests and gecko shit though. Forever vacuuming..

[panama hat]

^ Do you know any abstaining words that rhyme with November ?

You could combine staying off the grog and becoming a 70s gay porn star icon by joining KingWilly in his annual hairy bastard 'Movember' marathon.

[ltnt]

Well, she fookin' does with the eggs! And this thick fookin' Englishman, thinks that they are, porous!

As we all know Mr. Walnalstroker may have fancied one those eggs for one of his internationally known "Hide the egg blurter burglers band day party?" I think you should apologize to the wife for saving you from becoming a egg shit omelet consumer.

Note to wife; Wash all eggs before cracking....

[charleyboy]

Just out of the oven.






SOLD!

[chassamui]

Mouthwatering pic Charley.

[Necron99]

Why so they have nipples?

[panama hat]

Why so they have nipples?

Silly question - same reason they have belly buttons

[thaimeme]

Why so they have nipples?

Culinary licence.

It's all about art work as well.....

[ltnt]

Her's or your's Charlie? Look a bit feminine to me...nipples and all...

[charleyboy]

I like nipples... And big titties!

I let 'her' slice the pork...1400 baht profit on them beauties!

[Necron99]

It's been raining.
Massive thunderheads are building up.
My gardeners have just turned up and are busy watering the plants...

[ltnt]

My gardeners have just turned up and are busy watering the plants...

Are they Licensed Mexican labor or simply the run of the mill illegals? Surely you don't live in California, water shortage an all?

Gardeners, the ultimate ex-pat statement on cheap, lazy, good for nothing, drunken, whoring, mongering, lady-boy (P.I. type) chasing, prick...or simply well heeled and to busy making money to have time for the garden? Too drunk to find the garden? Not your garden its the wife's fault? Buries the bodies in the garden? Growing weed in da garden?

[ltnt]

I like nipples... And big titties!

So why not mounds with nipples? Need work on creativity, so stated on report card, Art 101 Student has an obsession with nipples and big titties. Recommend he be advanced to Life Drawing 101A,B and C.

Signed: Professor Wilson, Jakarta A & M...Advanced degree in Goatology.

[Kurgen]

Lactating pie, yummy

[thaimeme]

It's been raining.
Massive thunderheads are building up.
My gardeners have just turned up and are busy watering the plants...

Don't tend your own gardens?
How do you stay connected, mate?

It's very therapeutic - give it a go!

[Necron99]

It's been raining.
Massive thunderheads are building up.
My gardeners have just turned up and are busy watering the plants...

Don't tend your own gardens?
How do you stay connected, mate?

It's very therapeutic - give it a go!

I do, it's a makework job for some distant relatives.
Few hundred baht a week and they come and protend to sweep up an' shit a few times a week.

[ltnt]

Few hundred baht a week and they come and protend to sweep up an' shit a few times a week.

Pikey 57, aka Terry 57, would do it for free...give him a call.