Daily Moan

[Loy Toy]

People that moan daily piss me off!

There go all you fucking daily moaners...............fuck off and get a dick in your ear.

[thaimeme]

People that moan daily piss me off!

There go all you fucking daily moaners...............fuck off and get a dick in your ear.

Quite so...
Well presented, LT!
Fuck 'em all....

[Kurgen]

sorry bucket bonce, I for one shall pass on the chance of a skull fukk from your good self.

[Kurgen]

The Thai version of a chippie who comes to hang 2 doors for you and you leave him alone for a couple of hours and he somehow manages to hang 1 door the wrong side and makes a wankfest of the other !!

BASTARD FUKKIN TWATTER !!!!!!!!!

that's 2 chippies that have fukked me off now.


NEXT!

[Necron99]

People that moan daily piss me off!

There go all you fucking daily moaners...............fuck off and get a dick in your ear.

Quite so...
Well presented, LT!
Fuck 'em all....

Moaners.....

[Loy Toy]

I for one shall pass on the chance of a skull fukk from your good self.

[QUOTE="Kurgen"]that's 2 chippies that have fukked my skull now./QUOTE]

Best get their dick's out of your ear and learn to supervise.

[beerlaodrinker]

I can't think of a fuckin thing to moan about at the moment"in fact the only thing I've got to moan about is all the moaners

[ltnt]

that's 2 chippies that have fukked me off now.

"I told you so."

I just tore down the wooden Thai house and it left the concrete columns and concrete floor. Locals wanted the columns. I agreed that they could have them but I was not going to pay for their removal.

So a "gaggel," of different Thai's showed up at different times to do their part in "whacking," at the concrete floor and digging the concrete bases out. I forewarned them to be careful not to puncture the water pipe nearby. I showed the location and all were careful until they came a week later to cart 4 posts off.

The broke the water line within minutes of arrival. I went over to take a look. They did their stupid smiling thing which further incensed me, I wasn't kind. the word stupid was uttered multiple times while they grinned and laughed away.

Wife came home and got mad at me for going off on the idiots. I got more angry. told her and them they were no longer welcome on my wife's property. Still pisses me off.

Attitudes. They always screw up, its just a matter of time. I would like to hire Mexicans but can't find any.

Built a nice fence around the property. Over 130 concrete posts, 4 strands of barbed wire and the fuckers still crawl under the wire to visit. I have a perfectly good double swing front gate to walk through but they insist on crawling under or through the barbed wire. Brainiacts.

Wife gives visitors "treats." They unwrap them and instantly drop the wrappers on the ground and walk away. Ignorance.

I've got more, but I'm so angry now that I think I'll just go to town and forget the country side for a day.

Thai's give new meaning to the word, "Peasants."

[terry57]

I can't think of a fuckin thing to moan about at the moment

Today I'm moaning about fuk all,

I'm getting my shit together today for a nice 7 week jaunt taking in Penang, Kl a road trip through the South West of Perth in the Spring, a few weeks in Bali and a return to Thailand end October.

I'm then going to spend the winter renting cars and touring the North of Thailand extensively.

kick off time tomorrow 3.40PM.

[panama hat]

My daily moan. Need to vent it somewhere so might as well be here.

What the fuck is wrong with the chicken inbred muthafuckas of this country? Had to sack 2 ladies last month for the crime of Not Doing ANY FUCKING WORK at all in their probation. Contract clearly says that they are in probation, and they sit on their arses doing literally FUCK ALL.

So, I sack them. I get the lawyer to do everything to make sure it is spot on, and they are out the door with their probation pay earned to date - no notice, not least because they are cunts.

So guess what? These bludging cunts go tottering off to the labour department, no doubt tears in their eyes, telling their tale of woe, and it looks likely I am going to have to stump up more money to the slags and there is fuck all I can do about it.

Lessons - contracts mean FUCK ALL in this shit country. NOTHING. They are worthless. Whether it be with a client or an employee they are fucking worthless as the Thais will always stick together to fuck the farang at every opportunity. Bunch of fucking inbred chickenhead cunts.

So fuck them - I am going to shut up the Thailand business now, transfer it all over seas again and take their fucking money and not give a simple fucking dime back to the cunts. Fucking twats cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts.

Unfortunately that's what you get most of the time here.

I knew an English bloke who was here for about ten years, earned good money running big and popular tourist venues. One day out of the blue he gave the same speech you just did. He was running a place with about 60 staff and about half were either stealing, lying or both (Not saying that figure wouldn't be the same as in the UK or elsewhere). Moved back to Blighty 6 months later.

I've employed a fair few folks here over the years and eventually stopped.

I sell what's in my head now and would never be an employer here again.

Too much grief.

I left after a year; factory built, products produced and imported and warehoused . . .

The thieving and lying started, had to fire one guy for blatantly taking 1000 units of the stuff and hiding it under a tarpaulin on his property . . . an American guy working for me found it . . .
The Thai, aptly named Pairat, came in the next day drunk and singing the national anthem . . . carrying a rifle.
After that he grought some of this mates, pissed as newts with more guns . . .

Calle the cops - turns out the police chief was his cousin.

Just one of many little bits of fun . . .

Decided to up and leave for Malaysia when the goons started parking in front of our house, sticking their guns out the windows . . . while my family was home. Not one of my other employees dared say anything to him.

20+ more unemployed in Thailand after that. (not even talking about non-payment after installation . . . )

Agreed - let them choke on their poverty if that's their attitude.

Malaysia - - - breath of fresh air. Rule of law actually exists . . . same weather, everyone speaks English, many educated overseas etc . . .

[Simon43]

Add Italians to the list of nationalities that aren't welcome at my hotels.

Some dumb EyeTies managed to lock the TV in their room by setting the password and then forgetting what number it was....

Should charge them to buy a new telly... dumb cnts.

Basil

[wasabi]

Got a ticket inspector ( private parking attendant ) in the McDonalds car park in Strood ( Gravesend ) who took a picture of My tax disc on My Limo, for parking in a disabled bay.
Welcome to the new new U.K
disability parking spots become hot ticket fines.
Spastics have rights to parking spaces.

[panama hat]

You're complaining about getting a ticket for parking in a disabled spot?

[ltnt]

^Human rights watch no doubt?

[Kurgen]

I got drunk last Friday with a couple of mates and bet that the 1st out of us to shave in 4 weeks has to pay 30k to The Glory Hut Foundation.

1 week on and the wife won't come near me and I'm itching like a crack whore.

BASTARD!

[ltnt]

1 week on and the wife won't come near me and I'm itching like a crack whore.

That's a good thing, right?

[Kurgen]

No, cos I don't do crack you numpty.

[Kurgen]

I got drunk last Friday with a couple of mates and bet that the 1st out of us to shave in 4 weeks has to pay 30k to The Glory Hut Foundation.

1 week on and the wife won't come near me and I'm itching like a crack whore.

BASTARD!

Day 11 and I'm starting to look like Lassie.

[Necron99]

My dogs not being in synch.

The younger (by 1 month) of my two dogs has learnt a new trick.
When the dog food comes out he runs around and bangs on the door getting the older one all riled up to go outside.
Then when I open the door he fakes bolting out letting the older one take the lead while he stays inside and eats the older ones food.
Older one falls for it very time.

This leads to me having to interrupt my busy schedule of doing not much twice as often to let them out to do their business.

[thaimeme]

My dogs not being in synch.

The younger (by 1 month) of my two dogs has learnt a new trick.
When the dog food comes out he runs around and bangs on the door getting the older one all riled up to go outside.
Then when I open the door he fakes bolting out letting the older one take the lead while he stays inside and eats the older ones food.
Older one falls for it very time.

This leads to me having to interrupt my busy schedule of doing not much twice as often to let them out to do their business.

Felines are much less dependent on human-types, as they don't need babysitters and less surface attention then the predictable mutt.

[patsycat]

And don't hoover up their food. But from that other thread they hovver.

[panama hat]

Felines are much less dependent on human-types, as they don't need babysitters and less surface attention then the predictable mutt.

'Less surface attention' . . . this must be included in the list of Jeff-isms

[chassamui]

'Less surface attention' . . . this must be included in the list of Jeff-isms

A latter day Mrs Malaprop indeed. There's a TV series in there somewhere. Who would play the part of Jeff?
Robin Williams comes to mind ....... oh wait

[Kurgen]

I got drunk last Friday with a couple of mates and bet that the 1st out of us to shave in 4 weeks has to pay 30k to The Glory Hut Foundation.

1 week on and the wife won't come near me and I'm itching like a crack whore.

BASTARD!

Day 11 and I'm starting to look like Lassie.

9 days t go and I look like a Wookie.

[November Rain]

My new job is eBay co-ordinator for a kids' charity (ie I run their eBay store). Now this isn't a real moan, because I absolutely luuurrrve this job, but:
Why do the people that have me running around in circles answering their bloody stupid questions and getting quotes for sending to Yemen never bid? Why do those that I bend over backwards to accommodate (oo-er!) never leave feedback? And why do so few buyers leave feedback at all? Annoying after the effort I put in!