Daily Moan

[panama hat]

My new job is eBay co-ordinator for a kids' charity (ie I run their eBay store). Now this isn't a real moan, because I absolutely luuurrrve this job, but:
Why do the people that have me running around in circles answering their bloody stupid questions and getting quotes for sending to Yemen never bid? Why do those that I bend over backwards to accommodate (oo-er!) never leave feedback? And why do so few buyers leave feedback at all? Annoying after the effort I put in!

Here's my feedback, lady!!!!


(welcome back)

[Kurgen]

I bend over backwards

Go on, show me a pic

[November Rain]

(welcome back)

Thanks, OR. Nice to be back

Go on, show me a pic

Now, now, don't ask for things you don't really want to see - look how that went with PB

[palexxxx]

or MissT.

[BaitongBoy]

MissT went berserk and took it all off, innit?...Without invitation...Gotta admire that in some...

[BaitongBoy]

Glad to see you're in your happy place, November Rain...Having a cold wet one, or is it a state of being?...

"Here comes the sun" in California soon...

[November Rain]

?...Without invitation

Without invitation? I wouldn't go that far. A few were definitely inviting her

Glad to see you're in your happy place, November Rain...Having a cold wet one, or is it a state of being?... "Here comes the sun" in California soon...

I'm actually extremely happy these days. The cold, wet bit is a reference to my nik. Or just that I'm a cold, wet fish. Summat like that

[BaitongBoy]

"A fish by any other name"...Heh...

[ltnt]

Feedback for what? Doing your job?

[Cujo]

Feedback for what? Doing your job?

Yes, I think you expect too much.
And the ones from yemen are just fishing or scammers.
Good ebay experience towards you setting up your own ebay business anyway.

[Loy Toy]

Welcome back NR. Nice to hear you are in a happy place.

[November Rain]

Feedback for what? Doing your job?

To encourage bids, ie so bidders can see we're trustworthy & deliver good service & items. That's the point of eBay feedback, innit?

And the ones from yemen are just fishing or scammers

Beginning to see that. Gotta go through the motions, though, just in case.

Good ebay experience towards you setting up your own ebay business anyway.

That was one of the reasons for applying for the job.

Welcome back NR. Nice to hear you are in a happy place.

Cheers, LT

[ltnt]

That's the point of eBay feedback, innit?

Actually, No. Mostly they're checking on you not customer satisfaction. More companies than ever utilize this tactic to spy on their employees. Mini-NSA's...

One question; Has any negative feedback based on E-Bays performance ever been implemented to your personal knowledge? Do you receive any feedback from E-bay regarding customer satisfaction or dissatisfaction as regards your services or theirs?

Everyone here has filled out questionnaires from many different companies, promotions, regarding improving services etc. In my short illustrious career I have never ever received any feedback from any pollster for any submittal.

Anyway, Good job Rain, go Girl, you're a real asset to the team E-Bay...bla,bla,bla, don't ask for a raise.

[panama hat]

Anyway, Good job Rain, go Girl, you're a real asset to the team E-Bay...bla,bla,bla, don't ask for a raise.

Everyone is glad that you have the ability to assess people's value.

What, may I ask, did/do you do for a crust - you know, just so we can gauge how useful you were

[November Rain]

Has any negative feedback based on E-Bays performance ever been implemented to your personal knowledge?

On eBay's performance? How would I know? I don't work for eBay. I work for a charity that sells on eBay, and feedback is the quickest, most easy, visual way for a potential customer to check whether the person they are hoping to buy from is trustworthy, gives a good service and is perhaps a better bet than the other vendors selling similar items

Do you receive any feedback from E-bay regarding customer satisfaction or dissatisfaction as regards your services or theirs?

Of course you do. All business sellers do. And if a customer complains, they are very quick to jump on you. EBay constantly assess their business sellers. It's all on the seller's dashboard

[Kurgen]

what do you sell?

[Kurgen]

I got drunk last Friday with a couple of mates and bet that the 1st out of us to shave in 4 weeks has to pay 30k to The Glory Hut Foundation.

1 week on and the wife won't come near me and I'm itching like a crack whore.

BASTARD!

Day 11 and I'm starting to look like Lassie.

9 days t go and I look like a Wookie.

6 days to go before I get my sex life back again, well one that involves another person

[ltnt]

well one that involves another person

Hand puppets don't count as people...

[Loy Toy]

I'll bitch about other members that inform us about their sex life and particularly those that I have met in person.

Now where's the vomit smiley?

[ltnt]

I'll bitch about other members that inform us about their sex life and particularly those that I have met in prison.

This reads more correctly, L.T. in your case.

[klong toey]

Sat in me car woman walks up,i am sorry can you help me my cars broken down.
Okay will have a look for you Honda CRV automatic new battery new alternator turn key click,click click.
Starter motor stuck sorry automatic cant help call roadside assistance.
Woman had what i thought was a Spanish,Portuguese so i ask where are you from originally.
Brazil,i have to say she was Beautiful,sexy ticked all the boxes.
You dream of having a woman like this walking up to you.
Bollox i am a happily married man 15 years to late one of my dreams comes true.

[November Rain]

what do you sell?

Anything and everything. Vintage valve radios to Victorian beds to vinyl records to Scalextric cars. Anything that's been donated to the charity shops that they reckon will fetch more on eBay. Today I've scheduled a 1930s valve radio, Pink Floyd's "The Wall" original LP, a job lot of old Viz comics and a pair of rollerblades, amongst others

[Kurgen]

How muchio for the Viz comics?

[Dillinger]

Sat in me car woman walks up,i am sorry can you help me my cars broken down.
Okay will have a look for you Honda CRV automatic new battery new alternator turn key click,click click.
Starter motor stuck sorry automatic cant help call roadside assistance.
Woman had what i thought was a Spanish,Portuguese so i ask where are you from originally.
Brazil,i have to say she was Beautiful,sexy ticked all the boxes.
You dream of having a woman like this walking up to you.
Bollox i am a happily married man 15 years to late one of my dreams comes true.

You could have at least tried to jump her battery

[November Rain]

How muchio for the Viz comics?

We start everything at £4.99 and they go for what they go for.