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    [QUOTE=r1 pet;2841705]
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Questioned by who in the village school?

    the pooyaibaan, nice chap but i think working under orders,,ive been here for 5 years so every body knows me, all the foreigners in this area have to fill in this form with our passport details.????????
    Probably more interested in the ones who refuse and simply go home. How do they find over-stayers if the over-stayers never leave, don't report every 90 days etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by r1 pet View Post
    i got questioned in the village school this morning, and told i have to fill in a form with all my passport details, for facks sake, i was there to listen to the children playing there music and singing, i feel the boot of oppression on my neck, well a little bit anyway
    I wonder if the request to fill out the form at the school has anything to do with this news item that appeared today:

    https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...s-schools.html (Police distribute anti-kidnapping posters to schools)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    ^ Eating out in Thailand.
    When in Thailand they invite you out to a restaurant that they cannot afford, the Thais order the most expensive food on the menu, tuck in like locusts, and the guest pays.
    When we meet up with friends i normally foot the bill,so choose where to eat.
    Mid price range normally we meet up with a coupe of friends a while back place i wanted to eat was packed out queuing in the street.
    Luckily one of our friends is a tour guide she took us round the corner after a few minutes she said here is okay.
    Had countless main dishes really good food few beers for me drinks for the girls the bill was under 1000 baht,reckon i saved around 1500 baht.
    I must be very lucky.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    ^I only paid 35 baht for my meal and 30 baht for my drink and felt good about both.

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    The chippie who was employed by us to fit 2 doors yesterday. He turned up with a jigsaw and a sharpened screwdriver.

    Fukked him off at lunchtime when we realised what was happening.

    Will buy a new door tomorrow.

    BASTARD!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    He turned up with a jigsaw

    Get him to sort out the car porch? He will at least know someone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    The chippie who was employed by us to fit 2 doors yesterday. He turned up with a jigsaw and a sharpened screwdriver.

    Fukked him off at lunchtime when we realised what was happening.

    Will buy a new door tomorrow.

    BASTARD!!!
    Um, so what was happening?

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    Just had a 2 mile section of road made a 20 mph speed zone near us.has a coupe of schools.
    What makes that road dangerous is the school run parents double park stop anywhere attitude.
    Not easy doing 20 mph in a modern car found it best to switch engine off and make Gert push.
    Only issues then brakes don't work steering don't work but at least we are wthin the speed limit.
    Last edited by klong toey; 19-08-2014 at 04:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    The chippie who was employed by us to fit 2 doors yesterday. He turned up with a jigsaw and a sharpened screwdriver.

    Fukked him off at lunchtime when we realised what was happening.

    Will buy a new door tomorrow.

    BASTARD!!!
    Um, so what was happening?
    Called him a kunt and have got a new chippie (and door) coming tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    The chippie who was employed by us to fit 2 doors yesterday. He turned up with a jigsaw and a sharpened screwdriver.

    Fukked him off at lunchtime when we realised what was happening.

    Will buy a new door tomorrow.

    BASTARD!!!
    Um, so what was happening?
    Called him a kunt and have got a new chippie (and door) coming tomorrow.

    Yes, but what was he doing wrong, that you called him a kunt and fucked him off?

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    the door is 1 1/2 inches wider at the top than it is at the bottom now, the door frame isn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    the door is 1 1/2 inches wider at the top than it is at the bottom now, the door frame isn't.
    He's allowing for expansion...when it get wet...is the door frame square? Was the door ever square to begin with? Whats a square? Is the floor level? Everyone carries a plum-bob, right? Just call in a professional....

    Next guys going to show up with his machete...

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    Spending a few days with the family in Singapore . . . five hours in the Science Park (my girls are science lovers) and today seven hours at Universal Studios . . .

    . . . my moan?

    My feet hurt!

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    ^ I hope you wore your hat!

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    ^ I borrowed a bucket instead!

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    ^ I didn't receive your propitiatory payment!

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    People.

    Who are People and the other Fecking People! Right

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    I'm going to have a bitch about the lack of rain in Bangkok.

    Its the friggin rainy season, its pissing down up North and we get next to nothing decent in Bangkok.

    I'm talking real rain of the tropical variety, like throwing it down all day type of rain.

    Weak as piss it is, Jesus, the dry season ain't far away is it. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I'm going to have a bitch about the lack of rain in Bangkok.

    Its the friggin rainy season, its pissing down up North and we get next to nothing decent in Bangkok.

    I'm talking real rain of the tropical variety, like throwing it down all day type of rain.

    Weak as piss it is, Jesus, the dry season ain't far away is it. ?
    Perhaps, less rain than normal in the BKK metro, Ter...
    Not to worry - if the steady rains persist upcountry, you'll be receiving your usual flooding before long. Find high ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    ^ I didn't receive your propitiatory payment!
    As you know, my wife is a lawyer and she has found a loophole allowing the wearing of buckets at all occasions where they may be deemed to be functioning in a dual capacity as fashion accessory and industrial protection against falling gnomes . . . both criteria apply to Universal Studios in Singapore.

    You need a better lawyer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I'm going to have a bitch about the lack of rain in Bangkok.

    Its the friggin rainy season, its pissing down up North and we get next to nothing decent in Bangkok.

    I'm talking real rain of the tropical variety, like throwing it down all day type of rain.

    Weak as piss it is, Jesus, the dry season ain't far away is it. ?
    They do not grow rice there, the rain falls mainly on the plains.

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    I hate people who change their kid's nappy (diaper) on the hotel restaurant table.

    Would you change your kid's nappy on the restaurant table in a Travel-lodge??

    Some Thai friends of my ex came to visit, woman lay the kid on the restaurant table and changed the kid's nappy in full view of the hotel guests - who (thank God), were mainland Chinese, so they didn't bat an eyelid....

    I couldn't be asked to say anything - I really don't think they would understand my rant.

    Thai people are banned from my own guesthouse.... and mainland Chinese... and the French of course.
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I hate people who change their kid's nappy (diaper) on the hotel restaurant table.

    Would you change your kid's nappy on the restaurant table in a Travel-lodge??

    Some Thai friends of my ex came to visit, woman lay the kid on the restaurant table and changed the kid's nappy in full view of the hotel guests - who (thank God), were mainland Chinese, so they didn't bat an eyelid....

    I couldn't be asked to say anything - I really don't think they would understand my rant.

    Thai people are banned from my own guesthouse.... and mainland Chinese... and the French of course.
    Decent rant, Simon.

    Made my morning.

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    Simon, the man with more ex's than a can of Castlemaine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I hate people who change their kid's nappy (diaper) on the hotel restaurant table.
    That's disgustiing!

    What I hate too are the people who just toss the dirty diapers anywhere. The Argentine ss were bad about, every nice place I went was dirty diaper laying about, even when there's a trash receptacle nearby!
    Dirty diaper people,

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