Daily Moan

[Dillinger]

She's on her way round to the 7/11 to see if the cameras picked up the scrote as he rode past

Why not get the bizzies involved?

[Kurgen]

The wife went to the local BIB to report her ID card robbed. The BIB laughed and said it happens there every day!

BTW, this is the area opposite the temple where they do the buffalo racing and hold shit concerts.

[thaimeme]

Update on 'Homemart'. They called earlier and said someone will be round tomorrow to see the problem.

Yeah...to examine the problem, yet nothing will come of it.
They're going through the social and face-saving motions.


Write the cunts off and don't purchase ceramic from these places - "commercial warehouse mega-shops". Fuck 'em...

Quality [and matching] tiles can be secured at the smaller independent places, where one knows what they're purchasing beforehand.

[ENT]

Anything's better than moobs, and the gym will help greatly with that.

Like fwk it will.

A wee bit maybe, but oestrogen in the diet is the main "man-boob" stimulant.

Drink less beer,...it's got loads of oestrogen.


Gynaecomastia (sometimes referred to as "man boobs") is a common condition that causes boys’ and men’s breasts to swell and become larger than normal. It is most common in teenage boys and older men.
What are the signs of gynaecomastia?

Signs vary from a small amount of extra tissue around the nipples to more prominent breasts. It can affect one or both breasts.
Sometimes, the breast tissue can be tender or painful, but this isn’t always the case.
What causes gynaecomastia?

Gynaecomastia can have several causes.
Hormone imbalance

Gynaecomastia can be caused by an imbalance between the sex hormones testosterone and oestrogen. Oestrogen causes breast tissue to grow. While all men produce some oestrogen, they usually have much higher levels of testosterone, which stops the oestrogen from causing breast tissue to grow.
If the balance of hormones in the body changes, this can cause a man’s breasts to grow. Sometimes, the cause of this imbalance is unknown.
Obesity

Some growth in breast tissue is not due to extra body fat from being overweight, so losing weight or doing more exercise may not improve the condition. However, a common reason for gynaecomastia is that being very overweight (obese) can increase levels of oestrogen, which can cause breast tissue to grow.

What is gynaecomastia? - Health questions - NHS Choices
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[thaimeme]

Anything's better than moobs, and the gym will help greatly with that.

Like fwk it will.

A wee bit maybe, but oestrogen in the diet is the main "man-boob" stimulant.

Drink less beer,...it's got loads of oestrogen.


Gynaecomastia (sometimes referred to as "man boobs") is a common condition that causes boys’ and men’s breasts to swell and become larger than normal. It is most common in teenage boys and older men.
What are the signs of gynaecomastia?

Signs vary from a small amount of extra tissue around the nipples to more prominent breasts. It can affect one or both breasts.
Sometimes, the breast tissue can be tender or painful, but this isn’t always the case.
What causes gynaecomastia?

Gynaecomastia can have several causes.
Hormone imbalance

Gynaecomastia can be caused by an imbalance between the sex hormones testosterone and oestrogen. Oestrogen causes breast tissue to grow. While all men produce some oestrogen, they usually have much higher levels of testosterone, which stops the oestrogen from causing breast tissue to grow.
If the balance of hormones in the body changes, this can cause a man’s breasts to grow. Sometimes, the cause of this imbalance is unknown.
Obesity

Some growth in breast tissue is not due to extra body fat from being overweight, so losing weight or doing more exercise may not improve the condition. However, a common reason for gynaecomastia is that being very overweight (obese) can increase levels of oestrogen, which can cause breast tissue to grow.

What is gynaecomastia? - Health questions - NHS Choices
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Can one still imbibe a good local lau, Ent?

No oestrogen, but will put hair on your chest.

[ENT]

Probably, ....it'll dissolve paint, too.

But won't give ya boobs like beer will.

[Pragmatic]

Write the cunts off and don't purchase ceramic from these places

'Homemart' have agreed to pay all costs, associated with take up and re-lay, as long as we return the original tiles.

[chassamui]

But won't give ya boobs like beer will.

Cider and Sang Som ok then? (He said hopefully)

[ENT]

But won't give ya boobs like beer will.

Cider and Sang Som ok then? (He said hopefully)

Ha,ha!

Cider's OK, I hear, my local pals tell me never to drink a coloured alcoholic spirit,....too many impurities therein if coloured, so Lao kao/lao lao, is better for you being a purer unadulterated spirit.

I do love the black beer I brew, 6.5+ alcohol, added herbs, including sage, gotu kola, chili and ...lobelia. .......never a hangover.

PS
Only a little works well, a wineglass full at meals.

Then finish the stubby off after, and have another stubby (max) as the evening wears on.

[chassamui]

As good an excuse as any to move to Vodka then. Sang Som doubles are Bt80 in my local, Vodka doubles are Bt70.

Cheers hic

Good news on the cider too

[ENT]

As good an excuse as any to move to Vodka then. Sang Som doubles are Bt80 in my local, Vodka doubles are Bt70.

Cheers hic

Good news on the cider too

Clean spirits, cider's really good, if brewed 5 days in a big bin...

All clean spirits/alcohol r OK.

[Iceman123]

my missus is now getting physically upset because she doesn't want to call 'Homemart' again.

Mai pen rai

Come on upload a photo so we can have a larf

Don't do that Prag, she will kill you, just post a photo of the tiles.

[ENT]

As good an excuse as any to move to Vodka then. Sang Som doubles are Bt80 in my local, Vodka doubles are Bt70.

Cheers hic

Good news on the cider too

No,....apparently the black, yeasty brew with a touch of the p'tain after, works well.

Cider works well also.


Defined as a powerful strong drink

[ENT]

Get a big can,(1 litre) of Cooper's Stout brewing kit.

Warm it up in a pot of boiling water after opening the top.

Then tip the contents of the can into a 20+ litre clean(unscoured) plastic paint bucket.

Add 1.5 Kg Sugar and 4 Litres of hot water to it, and stir.

Add a further 20 litres, (or LESS if you want a stronger brew) of hot water to it and stir.

Make up tp 22 Litres max of mix @ 24 < 27 degrees C max. temp.

Brewed out by 2 plus days,....or so.

Syphon into bottles, adding chili and sugar, + whatever.

Let it all sit for 5 + days or so (y'can drink it straight off out o' the barrel),...., drink to yr heart's delight.

[Davis Knowlton]

Flips have a couple of new jets - F16's I think. Air Base is across the street. Fuck me are they having fun playing with their new toys. Bang over the house two or three times a day at low level - dogs barking, chickens croaking....Oh well, they'll run out of gas money soon, I reckon. First time they blasted by, I thought they were coming in the fucking window.

[ENT]

Ha, ha... happened on our farm,...Nz, Ngatimoti Bridge area,/...Bloody hell!!!

Jets diving at the old bridge, swooping through our valleys, scring the hell outa the cows, a couple abhorted calves, freaking chickens, goats and general populace,.....

Ok, it could'a been fun,....but it wasn't.

Next day, a disturbed chappy went for a swim, didn't surface,...

We think about that a lot.

[Kurgen]

my 1st major hangover for a couple of weeks......BASTARD!

aaaaaand 2 Jehovas Witnesses just knocked on my fukking door !!!!!!

BASTARDS!!!!!!

[Davis Knowlton]

aaaaaand 2 Jehovas Witnesses just knocked on my fukking door !!!!!!

BASTARDS!!!!!!

Couple of big dogs will solve that quickly....

[Kurgen]

i've got a Rottweiler, an Ingrish Bull Terroriser and a mother in law

[Sumbitch]

^ BITCHES OR SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!

[Kurgen]

2nd major hangover......BASTARD!

[thaimeme]

Real men don't have hangovers....

[Kurgen]

well slap my arse and call me Sally.

[crepitas]

Getting a mite tired of AIS messages ...” hurry up port your number to 3/4G or you will lose it irrecoverably”. Obviously they will have to shut down 2G for 4G bandwidth allocation as they did not win 4G auctions. Why are they advertising 3/4G??
Wife’s daughter gave her an AIS 3/4G touch phone. I would not mind but I like my buttons and will move to temporary 2G DTAC if needs must. (No messages from them as yet though use my old Nokia X2 as a modem for internet).

[crepitas]

Gotta wonder:
We have free GPS, free to air satellite TV...How long before terrestrial bandwidth becomes irrelevant and we have free universal satellite internet access…revenue from adverts of course.