Recorders are for poofs. Guitars are for men, real men, men's men.
I might buy meself some sunglasses and a flying jacket. Job done.
Recorders are for poofs. Guitars are for men, real men, men's men.
I might buy meself some sunglasses and a flying jacket. Job done.
..... and take up cottaging?Originally Posted by Bettyboo
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^ nothing wrong with a nice cottage in the country; something to aspire too...
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Due to an incident a few weeks ago i decide to fly back to Blighty to make use of all the national health contributions i have made over the years.Yesterday was DDay,visit a doctor first time in Blighty for 12 years doctor stressed me sabi sabi.Had to have my blood pressure taken loads of times she wants me in hospital i sad no way.
Machine looks fecked anyway if the date is anything to go by.
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Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
^I wouldn't be worried about the date stamp.
I'd be very worried by the numbers.
Good luck! Get on some good meds.
I had the pleasure of my 1st ever colonoscopy today, what a pain in the arse !
^I'm about due. Guess I better send my doc some flowers and candy.

^I guess that'll be a novel way to surprise the wife on Valentine's
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I'd make a great poof, I took 1.6m up my jacksie today and didn't even flinch.![]()
Stoker will be along soon with his arse trumpet.

You fancy him?Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
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All day hangovers......BASTARDS!
Had this fecking thing strapped to my arm for 24 hrs.
Who would have thought that a TD member would moan about a strap on.
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I don't.
fukk being in East Sussex!
Fukk that, if you started walking now.........
Can't go back yet the hospital in the UK told me i also have a basal cell carcinoma on me face.
I told them its been there for over a year but didn't want to be accused of being a winging pom.The carcinoma is being removed next week few more trips to the doctors and should get me mot certificate.Its good being one of those NHS tourist types.![]()
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Got given two different shades of tile. The tiler laid them only to be noticed after. Too late to take up so I want 'Homemart' to sort out the problem. They admitted a similar thing occurred with the same tiles before.Originally Posted by Cujo
Anyway they failed to call back with a solution. Now my wife, along with our cleaner, says we should just live with it.I'm not happy and my missus is now getting physically upset because she doesn't want to call 'Homemart' again.
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