Daily Moan

[Mendip]

Yes, I asked about flying and she said no problem! I checked on this 2 or 3 times.

I'm not allowed to drink using straws or to blow my nose.

I would have thought a blocked sinus would be worse than a perforated one? My first flight is over 10 hours so it will get a good test and I can hopefully report back on Friday!

As for me morning constitutional, she made no comment. Haven't really felt like eating today so maybe that situation won't arise!

[NamPikToot]

Mendip, just wanted to make sure Nids info was complete

[Mendip]

^ To be honest she was very pretty and I didn't think talking about taking a dump was appropriate!

[tomcat]

I didn't think talking about taking a dump was appropriate!

...keep your mouth closed during self-abuse episodes...

[Mandaloopy]

Getting a cold, glad it is soon to be the weekend. Oddly I don't think it was snotty children that gave me this, they are pretty good at keeping masked up and blowing their noses. The teacher's room is another realm-snotty tissues left on the desks. That's just nasty and uncalled for.

[Dillinger]

[Mendip]

Its been an interesting day, I've always thought you should try everything once and I can cross off having a tooth pulled out and drinking a gassy beer with a perforated sinus.

Must be somethong about the pressure equalisation but every time I try and swallow a swig, its really hard to stop a small spurt of beer dribbling down my shirt. It's worth trying just for the sensation. But the second beer is even worse so that's my lot and I'm retiring to my room.

In fact it's been a shite day. Just had a call from the wife about another speeding ticket in Kao Yai from our Rayong trip (photo from front). She's says they're bringing in a points system, and she's worried if I don't take more care she could lose her licence!

[NamPikToot]

Chin up chap, thats ghe tooth, sinus and ticket and thats your three.

[Mendip]

Bladdy Finair.

Not only is it plastic cutlery and only one free drink, even on long haul, now they've delayed and I'll miss both my connections...

[AntRobertson]

An answer to the question precisely nobody asked...





Dill is officially the biggest moaner on TD!

[kmart]

^I think that's just 'good Samaritan' Dill, offering advice, sympathy, and piss-taking Photoshops to the real moaners on here.

[AntRobertson]

^I think that's just 'good Samaritan' Dill, offering advice, sympathy, and piss-taking Photoshops to the real moaners on here.

Don't let the whinging bastard off that easy!

Wait, I think I hear his high-pitched whine approaching...

[Dillinger]

I think that's just 'good Samaritan' Dill, offering advice, sympathy, and piss-taking Photoshops to the real moaners on here

That'll be it

Although I am a pom

I'll have to delve into this now

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[AntRobertson]

Well if you think you've got anything to moan about spare a thought for this poor chap...


US woman Victoria Frabutt ties up husband and chops off his penis

So his wife cut his old fella off with some pruning sheers because she's some religious nutter / zealot and if that wasn't bad enough check out the name of the dude, err, handling the investigation:



Someone's taking the piss!

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/new...ectid=12266936

[Dillinger]

I haven't been fukkin moaning

Let me try and think of something... I'll be back

[AntRobertson]

I haven't been fukkin moaning

Stop moaning about not having been moaning!

[Dillinger]

Right, here's a moan.. Fucking overweight?

[AntRobertson]

Well now that's going to get me moaning... Fuck BMI right off, it's utter bullshit.

Had an unsighted report come back from a physical I took about 5 years back that said I was 'obese' and needed to lose at least 10 kg.

Great, thanks for the advice, except I was walking around at about 10% body-fat at that time.

[Dillinger]

I'd have to get to 81kgs it says to be normal.
Bollocks to that
I'm not goïng a gram below 85key when I get there.

[jabir]

Hopefully, nobody was killed, but with pedestrians and mosais around, one doesn't hold out much hope.

Go on, finish the story with as little gore as possible.

Right turner bolts as they do, u-turner also quick off the mark, straight into R and P goes down. No serious injury, but an iota of sense between the pair of them and it never would have happened.

[docmartin]

Bloody Qantas again. I pay for extra bag on flight, mining company pays for ticket.
Guess where the tax invoice gets sent ....
I need the tax invoice for claim and tax purposes and Australian consumer law requires that a tax invoice be issued but do you think I can get that into their thick heads ???

Have already had the same wrestle with Virgin.

I think Alan and Richard spend too much time in the hot tub and not enough time at work providing services to the customers.
Oh that's right - I forgot that the customers are shit and its the shareholders that matter.

[NamPikToot]

I'd have to get to 81kgs it says to be normal.
Bollocks to that
I'm not goïng a gram below 85key when I get there.

and the rest if you didn't lie about your height

[kmart]

^BMI programs tend to overlook *snigger* "muscular" physiques..

[NamPikToot]

Big boned, not in TCs sense of the phrase though

[Luigi]

and the rest if you didn't lie about your height

Yeah, I'm 175 and from his screenshots I've got bigger feet and a longer stride .


Conclusion:


Dill's 172 and bullshittin' again.


Or he's this guy:








Watch out when that creatine starts to work.




Fooker takes the hems up on his shorts to make trousers.