Daily Moan

[Jack meoff]

Did you pass?

[NamPikToot]

I didn't pass, i'm nearly 14 stone and that's only 1 1/2 off me Rugger wing qually standard, i was a quick 15 stone footie forward too. Have to say though no beer gut or love handles.

[Neverna]

I didn't pass, i'm nearly 14 stone and that's only 1 1/2 off me Rugger wing qually standard, i was a quick 15 stone footie forward too. Have to say though no beer gut or love handles.

Hi NPT, a 15 stone footie forward would have been a sight to see.
And the rugby, Im trying to work out if you were a 15.5 stone rugby winger or a 12.5 stone rugby winger.

[Troy]

What the hell was happening in South England today? Having managed Munich to Calais in 9 hours yesterday, it took 6 hours to go from Dover to Cheltenham today.

Beautiful sunshine in Europe turned into wet and crappy weather throughout the journey in England. Why are you paying such high prices for everything over here? Well expensive compared to Europe.

[NamPikToot]

Hi NPT, a 15 stone footie forward would have been a sight to see.
And the rugby, Im trying to work out if you were a 15.5 stone rugby winger or a 12.5 stone rugby winger.

Nev, as you are trying to build a picture up. I played footy til late 30s and yep c15 stone plus, i was quick and ran through defenders sometimes. I represented the school at counties and county level at 100m, 400m and cross country together with other sports - i had/have big legs. At rugger i played til mid 30s - i got put on the wing for two reasons, i was fast and difficult to tackle. And lastly in all things i like to win and generally speaking people who start digging away in my and my families life annoy me so are you looking for an invite to tea?

[Neverna]

I like to see fast rugby wingers, NPT. A joy to behold in a game. I played briefly as a winger myself before playing as flanker (but I didn't have super speed). As you seemed to be playing both sports at about the same time, I'm going to guess you were a 15 stone rugby winger.

[NamPikToot]

i can lay off the booze for a week and eat less for a few days and weight falls off - very high metabolism - in most months from c20 to 40 YO i could range from 14 3/4 to near 16 stone. At junior school my nickname was legs, they were big then and thats all there was of me, could out accelerate roadrunner. Rugby for me was about speed but the opposition hated me and took the opportunity to literally jump on me when they got me down and that is the cause of much of my back trouble. One post match fight kicked off because i got stretchered and hospitalised by a 20 stone bloke jumping on my back with his knees- he got put in the same hospital.

[Jack meoff]

Why are you paying such high prices for everything over here? Well expensive compared to Europe.

Sooty & Sweep will be making an appearance soon.

How much was the diesel?

I think you are a bit pissed Ferrari fucked up more than you?

[David48atTD]

i got put on the wing for three reasons, i was fast, difficult to tackle but, TBH, the real reason was that I have a love of beans and I fart a lot.

FTFY

[Jack meoff]

What the hell was happening in South England today? Having managed Munich to Calais in 9 hours yesterday, it took 6 hours to go from Dover to Cheltenham today.

Beautiful sunshine in Europe turned into wet and crappy weather throughout the journey in England. Why are you paying such high prices for everything over here? Well expensive compared to Europe.

Muchos cheaper than Mainland Europ what are you on about?.

[cyrille]

the opposition hated me and took the opportunity to literally jump on me when they got me down and that is the cause of much of my back trouble. One post match fight kicked off because i got stretchered and hospitalised by a 20 stone bloke jumping on my back with his knees.

You must have rejoiced at the advent of internet forums.

[Dillinger]

i'm nearly 14 stone and that's only 1 1/2 off me Rugger wing qually standard, i was a quick 15 stone footie forward too. Have to say though no beer gut or love handles.

Bullshit Fatty

[NamPikToot]

Bullshit Fatty

put on half a stone over the past 10 days in reaction to your Cujo love in thread, are you sick of cheese waste and avocado yet?

[Dillinger]

^ Getting things more in balance now
Woke up Saturday and got on the scales at a dehydrated 91kgs
Added another kilo since then.

Signed up for a fun run today

[Chittychangchang]

It's only a fun run if you wear a funny costume, what are you wearing Dill?

[Chittychangchang]

You must have rejoiced at the advent of internet forums.

The irony

[Switch]

Focking Internet banking. Grrrrr.

[docmartin]

Focking Qantas.
Gave them my booking reference number and my FF number FOUR BLOODY TIMES (twice on phone app, twice on website) and they didn’t remember it.
When I check in for an internal flight at the kiosk it asks for my passport. For a domestic flight.
Go to another one. Same result.
Collar floor staff. ‘Oh whoever made your booking didn’t enter a gender. Ask them to do that’.
‘Many different companies book flights for me’.
Grrrrr
Alan Joyce should get out of the hot tub and start managing.
If I did my job like that I wouldn’t have one.
Muppets.

[Latindancer]

You went to a travel agent and they couldn't tell your gender ?

[docmartin]

No. A mining company did the booking sight unseen.
Though I’m not ruggedly handsome with a square jaw and a steely gaze so maybe that’s the problem.

[Latindancer]

Ah....you need to follow the Cujo Transformation Plan....


And change your name from Leslie....

[docmartin]

I like Jocelyn - it starts fights in pubs.

[fishlocker]

That's the spirit. Green sent.

[fishlocker]

No. A mining company did the booking sight unseen.
Though I’m not ruggedly handsome with a square jaw and a steely gaze so maybe that’s the problem.

These weren't the same guys that hired BLdude by chance?

[fishlocker]

I hope he's doing well.
You ok BLD?

I know, I know. Ironic, comming from.........



the fish.