Thread: what sends yr o'l lady into Lift off

do you still think so?

when im a little bit late home

Originally Posted by larvidchr

Like major earthquakes very very difficult to pinpoint exactly - but you know one is coming

Easy to predict when I say the slightest thing negative about her family. Especially about her son. She goes from easy going calm to balistic in a second.

Originally Posted by peterpan

I wanana know why the Quiet, respectful, obedient little Asian woman I married 10 ys ago, morphs into a fire breathing, rampant Dragon once a month ?

how does sycophantic transform into psychopathic so easily?

PP, again you hit the nail on the head. fortunately it isn't often.

Originally Posted by ralphlsasser

Originally Posted by larvidchr

Like major earthquakes very very difficult to pinpoint exactly - but you know one is coming

Easy to predict when I say the slightest thing negative about her family. Especially about her son. She goes from easy going calm to balistic in a second.

The FBI call this a clue

Originally Posted by ArcherBKK

^ In denial,mate? Or had a few?

Surely there are issues.

Can't think of any A, i live with the family, wife, sister-in-Law, MiL and they are truly delightful people to be around.

MiL cleans my golf shoes after i return from the course, sister-in-law irons my clothes and puts them in the wardrobe and her lad runs up to the shop if i want anything.

The family have never asked me for anything over the 7 years we have lived together although i might add that my wife can be quite demanding in the bedroom on occasions so i have to do my very best to ensure that she keeps that smile on her pretty face.

My ex-wife in the UK was pretty much the same although that relationship only lasted 32 years.

I am far from perfect but i am pleased to say the same can't be said about my wife.

Recently I've been getting in a lot of trouble with the wife for NOT looking at hot chicks!?!?!?! wtf?

It used to be that we'd be walking down the street and if a hot chick walked by, I'd give a little glance, and If I got caught then I'd say "No baby, I was looking at her dress, I thought it would look nice on you" which sometimes did the trick.

Recently though when a hot chick walks past, If I don't have a look then I get.

"I saw that!"

me - "You saw what baby?"

wife - "I saw you not looking at that girl!!"

And then she just goes off on one. Women are strange creatures.

Strange is right.

The funniest domestic i ever saw was in Thailand, a farang guy was having just the one beer in the same bar as me in soi 8 BKK, he was looking pretty pleased with himself,and explained that he had remembered his 2nd anniversary, his wife was meeting him in 15mins. Present, flowers and card in hand he sipped his beer, determined to stay sober and enjoy their evening out. She duly arrives, delighted with her flowers, and that he gave them to her in front of everyone, bathing in the congratulations from all around.
Then she opened her present...........and erupted in a fury like i have never seen,she threw his beer at him, called everyone present all sorts of names (in Thai of course) upset the Thai staff who started shouting at her. The poor guy, now soaking and utterly confused looked to all for an explanation. She was inconsolable in her rage and stormed off,discarding her flowers and present.
The present was an apron, a chefs cap and paid up enrolment into a Thai cooking school !!!!!!

Originally Posted by Bower

The funniest domestic i ever saw was in Thailand, a farang guy was having just the one beer in the same bar as me in soi 8 BKK, he was looking pretty pleased with himself,and explained that he had remembered his 2nd anniversary, his wife was meeting him in 15mins. Present, flowers and card in hand he sipped his beer, determined to stay sober and enjoy their evening out. She duly arrives, delighted with her flowers, and that he gave them to her in front of everyone, bathing in the congratulations from all around.
Then she opened her present...........and erupted in a fury like i have never seen,she threw his beer at him, called everyone present all sorts of names (in Thai of course) upset the Thai staff who started shouting at her. The poor guy, now soaking and utterly confused looked to all for an explanation. She was inconsolable in her rage and stormed off,discarding her flowers and present.
The present was an apron, a chefs cap and paid up enrolment into a Thai cooking school !!!!!!

She caught on to that one, huh?

Her undoing is me doing any house work......

My GF(mind you not that I am complaining) has made it VERY clear that I am not to do clean up work, dishes, clean condo, make bed, do laundry, etc. About 3 weeks ago I tested the mandate as we were getting ready to take a trip. I took it on myself to do all the laundry. Now mind you I did not wash her frilly sexy stuff, that's her hand wash deal but I did all the other clothes. I wash, dried and put away. I said nothing when she walked through the door. In fact forgot about it. So about 2 hrs later she hopped up, went to get the baskets of clothes as she said she wants to take care of the laundry before we go. She saw no clothes except her sexy stuff. She looked at me and walked away, came back, smirked(noticeably agitated however) and said "OK.....I will ask you nicely.. Please do not ever do the laundry again....I will do it". "I said OK..Geeeeeze"

Now I have been told by quite a few over the years that older Thai woman are quite traditional and she has even stated this is actually insult to her as it makes it appear she cannot care for her man. She even asked me if people saw me doing the laundry.

After my admonishment she did thank and hug me for my efforts but politely asked me again to not do these things.

Who am I to argue..........More free time from the endless free time I have now.

weird that one, i do the luandry,no probs,gf loves it
gets me a good old sniff of the knickers too, when they are fresh out of the washer of course

Originally Posted by peterpan

what sends yr o'l lady into Lift off

Absolutely bugger all.

A couple of weeks into our relationship we had a misunderstanding which led to one of the famous Thai silent treatment episodes, first (and last) time I've ever witnessed one. I left her sulking around at home for a couple of hours, finally sat her down and told her I wouldn't stand for it and that I never wanted to see it again.
It's never happened since, and today I can do whatever I want whenever I want to do it. She never gets upset with me, never raises her voice or yells. She has got to be the most submissive woman I have ever met.
When i compare her to my ex Australian wife (who I think got a kick out of fighting with me) it's simply chalk and cheese. I'm the king of my castle and she is just pleased to be with me and wants to make me happy.

It's happened a couple of times that I have feigned a pleading gesture with her a la an Italian asking the ref for a penalty. Of course it looks like a wai and that gets me a right bollocking, don't ever wai me I've told you before etc etc

The only people she asks me to wai to are her Dad, her Mother died a few years back, and her older brothers and sisters.

Other than that I've known her 2 years and I've never seen her really explode. If she's pissed off she goes quiet and I get a bit of peace for half an hour or so. Usually we then talk about it and all is soon back on track.

Me on the other hand is another story it's only swearing and muttering mind.