what sends yr o'l lady into Lift off

**grasshopper** · 07-09-2011, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

Dutch oven.

She hates it.

You're fortunate she doesnt like it. With all them cockroaches and shit that they eat, well ...... Imagine the payback.

**alwarner** · 07-09-2011, 08:00 AM

Me shooting my muck before she's got what she wants.

ha ha

Tough shit tilac.

**somtamslap** · 07-09-2011, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by alwarner

Me shooting my muck before she's got what she wants.

You mean they actually want something out of it too?? Well I'll be buggered! What is this 'something'?

**alwarner** · 07-09-2011, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by alwarner

Me shooting my muck before she's got what she wants.

You mean they actually want something out of it too?? Well I'll be buggered! What is this 'something'?

500b??

**somtamslap** · 07-09-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by alwarner

500b??

Obviously not going to happen. I guess it'll just have to remain a mystery then..

**alwarner** · 07-09-2011, 08:14 AM

lol

You'd think I gave her money for a bad attitude and bad food.

joke joke joke.

**Strongarm** · 07-09-2011, 10:01 AM

Wearing shoes in the house and saying the word "fvck".

I tend to use a colourful vocabulary in general conversation, which is fine by her, but if I ever direct the "fvck" word towards her, i.e. "what the fuck are you doing?" she ignites and lets me know very clearly "don't say fvck to me".

But the big one is when we have an fight, I am one of those people who will just walk away, and bunker down with my own company for a few hours to calm down(usually hit the sauce or read the newspaper). This makes her blood boil, she hates that I won't sort it out then and there, and tries to pester me to fix things then and there. But what she doesn't realise is that if I don't walk away, I will end up in a complete nuclear meltdown and will use the word "fvck" in ways she's never imagined.

**Boon Mee** · 07-09-2011, 10:21 AM

Any mention of criticism towards her family is a sure-fire winner!

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 07-09-2011, 10:34 AM

Not closing fridge door.
Not putting chair back under dining table after returning plate to kitchen.
Not putting away table mats after dinner.
Failing to turn off ceiling fan at night.
Being polite to wives of friends.
Snoring.

**Loy Toy** · 07-09-2011, 11:09 AM

My Missus gets all stroppy when I try to organize her organized mayhem.

Moving documents into files, putting things back in their rightful place etc etc.

Then she can't find anything anymore and I'm well in the shit.

**nigelandjan** · 07-09-2011, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Well I'll be buggered!

You sure will if you go to the TV reunion by mistake

**peterpan** · 07-09-2011, 11:57 AM

While some things piss her off she tolerates them, sort of.

Slagging of her "can't keep their cocks in their pants" BiL's.
Telling her that all the pills & crap the The Totally useless Thai doctors give her are just that, useless crap.
Telling her why she must discipline our kids when its necessary.
Refusing to help the kids with their Thai homework, just becasue I regard any learning in Thai language a useless exercise.

**benbaaa** · 07-09-2011, 12:09 PM

Most days, there's nothing I can do to set her off.

But on some days, anything I do sets her off. I mean, parking my bike in this empty space instead of another empty space 3 metres distant can be enough.

Too old to worry about what might do it these days. Can't go around treading on eggshells.

**kingwilly** · 07-09-2011, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Strongarm

But the big one is when we have an fight, I am one of those people who will just walk away, and bunker down with my own company for a few hours to calm down(usually hit the sauce or read the newspaper). This makes her blood boil, she hates that I won't sort it out then and there, and tries to pester me to fix things then and there. But what she doesn't realise is that if I don't walk away, I will end up in a complete nuclear meltdown and will use the word "fvck" in ways she's never imagined.

Exactly.

**rawlins** · 07-09-2011, 01:41 PM

Snoring got me in the shit last night - after she had punched me awake for the 5th time because she couldn't sleep I told her she could 'Fvck off and sleep in the other room'...

The half-day silence has already passed though.

'Stealing money back from her' is no longer part of my household austerity measures as that sent her into tears of rage on the first attempt.

The list of potential sparks is endless.

**SEA Traveler** · 07-09-2011, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Any mention of criticism towards her family is a sure-fire winner!

yup! you have that one correct Boon Mee.

**SEA Traveler** · 07-09-2011, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

My Missus gets all stroppy when I try to organize her organized mayhem.

Moving documents into files, putting things back in their rightful place etc etc.

Then she can't find anything anymore and I'm well in the shit.

a place for everything and everything in it's place.

**SEA Traveler** · 07-09-2011, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Most days, there's nothing I can do to set her off.

But on some days, anything I do sets her off. I mean, parking my bike in this empty space instead of another empty space 3 metres distant can be enough.

Too old to worry about what might do it these days. Can't go around treading on eggshells.

oh so true with the cycle parking space thing. I say "whatever, it ain't nothing but a meatball".

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-09-2011, 02:27 PM

As long as I don't play away from home, I'm cool.

I sometimes help with the chores, and the Midget is grateful for the help.

**Humbert** · 07-09-2011, 02:31 PM

My road rage drives her into a state of extreme anger. She won't speak to me for days if I get angry at another driver.

**Little Chuchok** · 07-09-2011, 02:32 PM

^^Poof

**Strongarm** · 07-09-2011, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Telling her that all the pills & crap the The Totally useless Thai doctors give her are just that, useless crap.

Spot on, her family runs to the doc at the slightest cough, and they get filled up on useless medication. I always enjoy questioning them as to the doctor's diagnosis when she gets home. Now I'm no doctor but common fvcking sense tells me that Thai doctor's know shit about medicine in the moderm world and prefer to just prescribe pills for the patient rather than investigate the root cause of the issue.

However the mrs and her family are half to blame, they're not happy unless they return home with enough drugs to make Pete Doherty look like a sundy school teacher.

**peterpan** · 07-09-2011, 03:41 PM

When I took my youngest to a Doc In Australia at the time she contracted influenza.
He examined her gave us some advice about hydration and keeping her cool.
He also gave my Wife advice about the dangers with over Medication.

We left and she said, where's the Medication?

What were you doing when he was talking about the danger to their immune system and natural defenses when prescribing Antibiotics?

**VocalNeal** · 07-09-2011, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Humbert

My road rage drives her into a state of extreme anger. She won't speak to me for days if I get angry at another driver.

For me not getting angry at but simply criticising any other driver.

Last one was going to restaurant with friends and me having the temerity to order the food.

She also doesn't like me to get emotional in any way. Not the affectionate emotional, but the frustrated emotional. Which of course she them compounds by shouting at me. This has been known on very rare occasions to precipitate the aforementioned nuclear meltdown.

I even asked if any previous males in her live have treated her badly or whether she has ever been in a car wreck. Answer NO so where it all comes from I am mystified.

**Loy Toy** · 07-09-2011, 04:01 PM

What these type of threads reminds me is how different woman can be from one to the next.

Don't you just love woman and their little idiosyncrasies.

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