what sends yr o'l lady into Lift off

**somtamslap** · 07-09-2011, 04:02 PM

My mrs gets the arse when I swear at the television. It tends to happen quite alot, but I like doing it so I ain't fucking stopping..man's gotta have a voice.

**Hoof Hearted** · 07-09-2011, 04:59 PM

Surefire way to get my wife into orbit: Just say something about her mother.

**DrAndy** · 07-09-2011, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

What these type of threads reminds me is how different woman can be from one to the next.

yeah, and all us men are identical...weird eh?

**nigelandjan** · 08-09-2011, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by Humbert

My road rage drives her into a state of extreme anger. She won't speak to me for days if I get angry at another driver.

I am sure she is only shit scared for your saftey mate ,,,,,, you well know what at lot of em keep in the ol glove boxes ,,,,,,,,,,,,,she loves ya !

**Neo** · 08-09-2011, 02:36 AM

Mentioning the blonde Polish bird that walks her dog down the park seems to do the trick..

**palexxxx** · 08-09-2011, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

What these type of threads reminds me is how different woman can be from one to the next.

Don't you just love woman and their little idiosyncrasies.

NO...

**peterpan** · 08-09-2011, 06:57 AM

I wanana know why the Quiet, respectful, obedient little Asian woman I married 10 ys ago, morphs into a fire breathing, rampant Dragon once a month ?

how does sycophantic transform into psychopathic so easily?

**kingwilly** · 08-09-2011, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

I wanana know why the Quiet, respectful, obedient little Asian woman

Where do you get them ?

I thought they were a myth.

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-09-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

I wanana know why the Quiet, respectful, obedient little Asian woman I married 10 ys ago, morphs into a fire breathing, rampant Dragon once a month ?

She wants to know why the strong, intelligent, masculine Kiwi bloke she married 10 years ago, morphed into a bumbling, dumb, piss-stained old fart.

**brettandlek** · 08-09-2011, 08:42 AM

My missus cracks it when i get a speeding fine.
Had not had any for 4 or 5 years and now sadly i have had three in about 8 months.
She took no time to ring me at work and whinge about it.
And then i copped it more when i got home.

**Sailing into trouble** · 08-09-2011, 08:50 AM

Mine is very good. Almost all the time. 3 weeks on a small boat only had 3 arguments. Once she was insulted after I was rude to her after she trapped my fingers in the electric windlass by pushing the up button not the down. When I tried to smooth things over by explained that my few expletives I was not being rude, that rude would have been tossing her over the side, that sort of made things worse.

Next morning she said she wanted to go back to LOS, and I suggested she take the dinghy......... Well my fingers still bloody hurt!

Funniest one was when she was steering in fog. I was on deck when i saw a large ferry coming out of the murk dead ahead. I kept shouting STEER RIGHT......Steer Right. With death looming I ran back and pushed her out of the way to avoid a collision. She was upset that I had shouted at her. I asked why she had not reacted and she said she had looked to the right, and could not see any COW!

After I stopped banging my head I did laugh!

Bought her a book on nautical terms. Try explaining port and starboard, right of way and why green and red buoys are not like LOS traffic signals.

**laymond** · 08-09-2011, 09:04 AM

the only time my misses gets the shits is when she's watching her beloved essendon (aussie rules)play footy.firstly she cracks the shits with the umpires,then the opposition,then the crowd for booing,and then all of a sudden its my bloody fault.
so now i just piss off and play golf.

**OhOh** · 08-09-2011, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

I suggested she take the dinghy

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

I kept shouting STEER RIGHT......Steer Right

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

she said she had looked to the right, and could not see any COW!

One new keyboard please, mine is covered in hot cocoa.

**Hampsha** · 08-09-2011, 09:23 PM

Mostly our arguments relate to all Thais being corrupt, ignorant or in denial. They are you know.

**klong toey** · 08-09-2011, 09:26 PM

When i try and squeeze into her pair of her panties and rip them.
She goes ballistic,and makes me go out the next day to buy her a new pair.

**kermit** · 08-09-2011, 09:55 PM

my tongue

**Nokturnal** · 08-09-2011, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

Surefire way to get my wife into orbit: Just say something about her mother.

Same here, could be the simplest comparison and she goes ape-shit. The biggest issue I face along these lines is when her mother gives us parental guidance,, to which I almost always laugh uncontrollably...

The woman had nannies around until they were in their late teens! Guidance? Fok that. My wife buys every inch of bullshit her parents feed her. And the almighty guilt trip is most often their method of attack. The non confrontational way makes me Fokin sick

In terms of in Laws I'd prefer American to Thai.

**nigelandjan** · 09-09-2011, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by klong toey

When i try and squeeze into her pair of her panties and rip them. She goes ballistic,and makes me go out the next day to buy her a new pair.

KT has she ever used your Albert Einstien shampoo by mistake ??

**Hoof Hearted** · 09-09-2011, 10:12 PM

I hear ya on the bullshit. The other day i had a small bit of burnt microwave popcorn in the bowl and the mother in law swears that if i eat that burnt bit i will get cancer. She drives me up the wall, whatever thai language i learn, i never let her know about it. Its just better that way.

Also, I found another way to send the wife into orbit: Just let her walk in and find the maid giving me a massage.

**alwarner** · 09-09-2011, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

I hear ya on the bullshit. The other day i had a small bit of burnt microwave popcorn in the bowl and the mother in law swears that if i eat that burnt bit i will get cancer. She drives me up the wall, whatever thai language i learn, i never let her know about it. Its just better that way.

Also, I found another way to send the wife into orbit: Just let her walk in and find the maid giving me a massage.

yup!

mine nearly has a clutcher if she sees me eating anything resembling carbon. I tried to take the moral high ground and explain that carbon was present in all organic life, but she just looked at me blankly and picked the burnt bit off the chicken.

pfft.

**Mr Lick** · 09-09-2011, 10:43 PM

I can't really fault my wife, she's not moody, doesn't sulk, wouldn't dream of upsetting me, just gets on with her life with a smiley face.

Cooks all my meals, makes the bed, cleans the house etc etc: We don't have children so i guess i'm her baby. She even handcuffs me to the computer on non golf days.

Maybe she's trying to make me feel guilty, however, if she is, then i'm afraid it's not working.

She is a wonderful fun person to be around and i know that i'm a very lucky guy.

She obviously knows that she's also a very lucky girl as she's currently writing a journal of our life together. It's called 'The King and I'

**Nokturnal** · 09-09-2011, 11:35 PM

^ In denial,mate? Or had a few?

Surely there are issues.

**Carrabow** · 10-09-2011, 01:32 AM

what sends yr o'l lady into Lift off ?

I cant remember...

**nigelandjan** · 10-09-2011, 11:44 AM

Lovin it Mr L ,,,,,,,,,unfortunately the greenage is out of stock

**Little Chuchok** · 10-09-2011, 11:52 AM

After meeting the wifes sister for the first time I said "I got the wrong one"..

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