So why did you come to Thaland?

**dirtydog** · 05-09-2011, 11:22 PM

The food? The Temples?

sabaii sabaii · 05-09-2011, 11:41 PM

Haha, my new facebook profile pic

**jizzybloke** · 05-09-2011, 11:43 PM

A few mates were coming so I booked up with them

**klong toey** · 05-09-2011, 11:50 PM

Cheap beer,cheap cigarettes and loads of cheap prostitutes.

**dirtydog** · 05-09-2011, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by klong toey

Cheap beer,cheap cigarettes and loads of cheap prostitutes.

I remember when i used to travel a lot, places like Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong would have people to interview you on why you are going to Thailand for TAT, got to admit i never mentioned those, sort of stuttered abit and then mentioned the food and Temples, I mean you got this Thai Beauty asking why you are going to Thailand, mentioning shagging Soi Yodsak birds up the arse was really something that couldn't be mentioned and put down on the form, hey, Thai Temples are great aint they.

**Neo** · 05-09-2011, 11:59 PM

The temples.. obviously.

**dirtydog** · 06-09-2011, 12:00 AM

^You aint done many Temple threads neo?

**klong toey** · 06-09-2011, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by klong toey

Cheap beer,cheap cigarettes and loads of cheap prostitutes.

I remember when i used to travel a lot, places like Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong would have people to interview you on why you are going to Thailand for TAT, got to admit i never mentioned those, sort of stuttered abit and then mentioned the food and Temples, I mean you got this Thai Beauty asking why you are going to Thailand, mentioning shagging Soi Yodsak birds up the arse was really something that couldn't be mentioned and put down on the form, hey, Thai Temples are great aint they.

Heck,i thought you had to tell the truth when you applied for a visa didn't know they had temples.
Lucky we have Google these days,i will do a search next time.

**rawlins** · 06-09-2011, 12:04 AM

It's nearly half way around the world from Scotland and nearly 100 times better.

**Loy Toy** · 06-09-2011, 12:07 AM

To become a Thaiophile............

**alwarner** · 06-09-2011, 12:10 AM

i just love plastic bags. the more the merrier. false smiles too. love em.

**dirtydog** · 06-09-2011, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by alwarner

i just love plastic bags

Do you have sex with them Al? Not that it is a bad thing in the privacy of our own home I might add..

**klong toey** · 06-09-2011, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by alwarner

i just love plastic bags

Do you have sex with them Al? Not that it is a bad thing in the privacy of our own home I might add..

If he uses the elastic band he can make his enjoyment last longer.

**alwarner** · 06-09-2011, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by alwarner

i just love plastic bags

Do you have sex with them Al? Not that it is a bad thing in the privacy of our own home I might add..

nothing wrong with it at all, nothing. but you get caught doing it ONE TIME in the toilets at Wat Po and you're all of a sudden some kind of pervert????

Klong Toey - i like your thinking!!

**Stinky** · 06-09-2011, 12:26 AM

Caught my girlfriend just after she had slipped and landed on some geezers cock so I changed the ticket I had to go with her to New Zealand for a ticket to Bangkok. With aspirations to fuck her memory away I went straight to Lamai Samui and set about my task, a German guy I got friendly with even commented one day "Hey Stinky! I see you with another girl on your bike today, what you try to fuck the whole of Thailand?"
One of the early weeks I took six girls from the same bar in as many days, big mistake, I hadn't realised that once I'd done one girl that all of my money must in future be spent on her services, that one nearly got me hospitalised after they persuaded their kickboxing mates that I needed a good kicking and it was only the efforts of the bar owner, sexy girl named Lung, that they didn't do me, oh happy days

Oh yes the temple too, them temples are really great

**sabang** · 06-09-2011, 12:26 AM

After two years living back in Australia, I decided I preferred life in Asia. With a Thai wife, that settled it- otherwise it might just as easily have been the Fil's.

**daveboy** · 06-09-2011, 12:31 AM

I wanted to see a girl blow a ping pong ball out of her fanny.

**dirtydog** · 06-09-2011, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by Stinky

that one nearly got me hospitalised after they persuaded their kickboxing mates that I needed a good kicking and it was only the efforts of the bar owner, sexy girl named Lung, that they didn't do me,

Shame really, they probably knew what sort of traitorous scum you were, may have taught you a lesson....

**dirtydog** · 06-09-2011, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by daveboy

I wanted to see a girl blow a ping pong ball out of her fanny.

Your easily pleased, can't they do that in the UK?

**klong toey** · 06-09-2011, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by daveboy

I wanted to see a girl blow a ping pong ball out of her fanny.

Your easily pleased, can't they do that in the UK?

DD,you not been to blighty for a while.
The girls in blighty use rugby balls.Besides the ball taste better in Thailand.

**alwarner** · 06-09-2011, 12:45 AM

There was a stripper called Ghana in the sports bar at the bottom of Bishopsgate / old street who could get her fanny lips secured into her anus and then get them to ping back out one at a time. Lovely girl. Lovely establishment.

**sunsetter** · 06-09-2011, 12:47 AM

came cos i love asian people, and the heat

**Stinky** · 06-09-2011, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by Stinky

that one nearly got me hospitalised after they persuaded their kickboxing mates that I needed a good kicking and it was only the efforts of the bar owner, sexy girl named Lung, that they didn't do me,

Shame really,

they probably knew

what sort of traitorous scum you were

may have taught you a lesson......

sob

..

There there there

**Tickiteboo** · 06-09-2011, 02:02 AM

The beaches. Honest! Similar story to Stinky - after splitting with the ex (she was best mates with me best 'mate' until I found out), I wandered round with me head up me arse for 6 months. It was my brothers fault, he dragged me over with a couple of mates and funnily enough we hit Lamai too. I can honestly say I was totally green about LOS until we got to Samui. Had the time of my life . The rest, as they say, is history ....

**Stinky** · 06-09-2011, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by Tickiteboo

The beaches. Honest! Similar story to Stinky - after splitting with the ex (she was best mates with me best 'mate' until I found out), I wandered round with me head up me arse for 6 months. It was my brothers fault, he dragged me over with a couple of mates and funnily enough we hit Lamai too. I can honestly say I was totally green about LOS until we got to Samui. Had the time of my life . The rest, as they say, is history ....

Weren't a mistakes were it mate

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