Thread: The dating scene in England...is there something I'm missing here?

mr gribbs
are you saying -
Asian and Northern European men have
the worlds lowest testosterone levels -is this theory derived just from your observations or some scientific study ?

Was out last night having a meal and drinks at a restaurant.

Got chatting to a waitress and finally asked for her number. She said ''I'd love to, but I'm pregnant''

Absolutely 100% true, that is.

I don't really count that as a fail.

If she really was pregnant that is.
Probably not. Just fobbing you off.

Originally Posted by blue

mr gribbs
are you saying -
Asian and Northern European men have
the worlds lowest testosterone levels -is this theory derived just from your observations or some scientific study ?

A little of both, science and observation. Northern European men tend to drink a lot of alcohol, and it increases estrogen levels, or decreases testosterone, ons or the other. I also believe our level of testosterone determines if we will have male or female kids. My dad and grandpop for are from Southern Italy a place where men are known for having high testosterone and both had 7 kids, each 6 boys and 1 girl. While me and my siblings have more balanced ratio of male/female children, I have two sons and two daughters. Look at Spain compared to the UK, the UK has a much larger population, and younger population, but the Spaniards produce much better athletes, because they higher testosterone levels. DJ Patsy is in his 40's, but you would think he is two decades younger, and it is because he's a half Asian-half Northern European mixed race kid. He could never grow up, get a real job, and support a family, never! My Asian (Indonesian of Chinese ancestry) friend is the same way, he just is not man enough.

Originally Posted by Mr Gribbs

Originally Posted by blue

mr gribbs
are you saying -
Asian and Northern European men have
the worlds lowest testosterone levels -is this theory derived just from your observations or some scientific study ?

A little of both, science and observation.

What science?
I think you're just guessing.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Got chatting to a waitress and finally asked for her number. She said ''I'd love to, but I'm pregnant''

Probably uses the same rebuttal every night. It sends the drunks home with a smile on their face at least.

Go back in 3 months, I bet she's not any fatter.

Originally Posted by TafkaB

Go back in 3 months, I bet she's not any fatter.

He can't. Done a runner as usual!

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

She said ''I'd love to, but I'm pregnant'' Absolutely 100% true, that is.

yes, but what had that got to do with anything?

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

Pat, you have to remember that girls in Thailand find you just as repellent as the ones in Cornwall obviously do. The difference being of course is that the Cornish females can financially afford to follow their true feelings and reject you. The girls in Thailand out of sheer financial necessity cannot.
The way around the problem is too find some Cornish hookers and pay them to tell you what a great guy you are, laugh at your inane jokes and ultimately grit their teeth and shag you.

The girls in Thailand out of sheer financial necessity cannot.

Total and complete fucking bullshit.

I had better numbers with girls on my Europe trip then I did in Mexico and the girls in Mexico are poorer then Thai's.

Sex is just not as big of deal in Thailand as it is in the west.,

Originally Posted by socal

I had better numbers with girls on my Europe trip then I did in Mexico

So what sort of numbers do you get in Canada, in your locale?

^ His whore mongering holidays in Mexico, Thailand and Jamaica suggest few

Yes, but he reckons the gets 'good numbers' in Europe would suggest he's not paying in Rich white people country.
Can't see this guy developing any sort of meaningful long term relationship.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Yes, but he reckons the gets 'good numbers' in Europe would suggest he's not paying in Rich white people country.

Link, or pics

What you are missing Pat, as has been pointed out, is your not getting any younger

Get yourself a new wardrobe and leave the nightclub scene alone now.

Focus on the divorced and separated scene,

Cornwall is full of "Grab A Granny" nights

Maybe start thinking of Bingo or Cribbage too, maybe join the British Legion or a nice Working Mans club



IT IS !!

just have a wank in the toilets

Given you are luk kreung and living in Cornwall it may well be a case of their aversion to outsiders.

The Cornish as a breed are derived from the same group also inhabiting Britanny and Galicia and in many respects they all share the same characteristics viz; surly, suspicious, stupid, inbred and usually incoherent to most folk except themselves.

Quite why you have fetched up there is mystifying but I suppose you have your reasons. Possibly, you should restrict your amatory overtures to those also from without? Concentrate on immigrants such as the Poles and those from the Baltic states who must be well represented there since it is widely known the Cornish in addition to their other foibles are an indolent lot, workshy and addicted to benefits.

Or perhaps you are just coming across as an insincere lounge lizard? Whilst this may be no bar to gaining instant sexual gratification among the young in their late teens or early twenties it is positively anathema when practised by someone approaching their 30s who merely contrive to seem rather creepy or reminiscent of a serial killer type a la Ted Bundy.

Decent women worth porking do have an antennae for this sort of thing. Do you have tattoos and a ring in your ear? This of course isn't helpful nor is disclosing a history as a DJ - many might think you a moron.

Try joining the Young Farmers/Young Conservatives clubs and pretend you are an accountant - plenty of posh tottie there and most love a fling on the quiet.

Hope you've found this helpful.

Or take up a new hobby Pat


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Well fuck me, that makes things a bit easier eh pat. Just turn up and poke some other bloke Missus

Originally Posted by Koojo

Well fuck me

see Pat, you are even getting offers out of season

Originally Posted by thegent

Quite why you have fetched up there is mystifying but I suppose you have your reasons. .

No choice because it's where my dad lives so when I came back from Bangkok I had to come here fast, as there was no other place

no money, no honey

Or that other twat .............