Thread: The dating scene in England...is there something I'm missing here?

Was out last night having a meal and drinks at a restaurant.

Got chatting to a waitress and finally asked for her number. She said ''I'd love to, but I'm pregnant''

Absolutely 100% true, that is.

I don't really count that as a fail.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Got chatting to a waitress and finally asked for her number. She said ''I'd love to, but I'm pregnant''

Probably uses the same rebuttal every night. It sends the drunks home with a smile on their face at least.

Go back in 3 months, I bet she's not any fatter.