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I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.
I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.
You misunderstood, what happened was she saw your weeny and said Shit! all Australians I have met have much thicker cocks
No further questions your Honour.