why Poms(and Thais) are so dumb

**peterpan** · 27-10-2010, 11:25 AM

Now I see why Poms are such stupid clots, My grown up girls are both currently teachers in England after previously teaching in New Zealand and Australia. They have very strong views about the poor quality of UK state education system, partic when stacked up against the far superior Australasian systems.

I was doing some research to decide which was the better one for my young girls and came across the education ranking in Wikipedia. Which explains a lot for me.
Australia ranks ahead of even the Scandinavian countries whereas the UK ranks dismal 30th.

Education Index - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-10-2010, 11:31 AM

And yet, nearly all the Aussies on TD can barely write their name correctly.

Very strange...

**Bangyai** · 27-10-2010, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

And yet, nearly all the Aussies on TD can barely write their name correctly.

Very strange...

Ah, maybe because after high school they often further their education at Fosters University ?

**socal** · 27-10-2010, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

And yet, nearly all the Aussies on TD can barely write their name correctly.

Very strange...

**noelbino** · 27-10-2010, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

And yet, nearly all the Aussies on TD can barely write their name correctly.

Very strange...

I can. The correct expression is VEGEMITE.

**peterpan** · 27-10-2010, 11:39 AM

^^ An apocryphal statement marmers, the ones I have met seem relatively well educated but then again most of my acquaintances here are poms.

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-10-2010, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

apocryphal

Got yourself a new 'dico', I see.

**DrAndy** · 27-10-2010, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

My grown up girls are both currently teachers in England

how stupid do you have to be to teach in England?

**the dogcatcher** · 27-10-2010, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by peterpan

My grown up girls are both currently teachers in England

how stupid do you have to be to teach in England?

Sort of what I said, but got moded.

The teaching standards in the UK have been rubbish for 20 years.
Also the quality of the qualifications dubious at best.

The problem lies with the teachers, and lack of money and over crowded classrooms.
BUT it is only an idiot that thinks that a good teacher could not transend these problems.
Happy Mods?

**StrontiumDog** · 27-10-2010, 11:55 AM

Why is it that the Aussies, who lets face it, come from the same genetic pool as the Poms, feel the unending compulsion to put down their brethren?

It's a strange addiction.

**Stinky** · 27-10-2010, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Why is it that the Aussies, who lets face it, come from the same genetic pool as the Poms, feel the unending compulsion to put down their brethren?

It's a strange addiction.

You can't take it serious Stronts, the most of it is just hitting out in frustration at not being part of the "great" British bloodline anymore.
The Aussies now have such a diluted ancestry the most of them don't know if they are British, Aboriginal, Asian, or Kiwi. They have no common history to hold on to like the Kiwis or we Brits and as such are a nation of malcontents struggling to find an identity from the distorted fragmented viewpoint of a mongrelized nation.
Thankfully we still allow them to use the Union Jack on their flag to give it some credibility and our Queen as their head of state to cement their nation together and hopefully improve their ailing national psyche by giving them a sense of self worth at having part of the millennia of history and achievements that is part of the being a subject of Her majesty the Queen.
It's not an easy burden to carry but it's one we carry willingly for those less fortunate than ourselves.

**daveboy** · 27-10-2010, 11:56 AM

Australians are indeed very clever.

**Loy Toy** · 27-10-2010, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Why is it that the Aussies, who lets face it, come from the same genetic pool as the Poms, feel the unending compulsion to put down their brethren?

Not at all mate.

It's called friendly banter and the Aussies, including myself have got better at it giving back as good as we receive.

Just it seems a lot of Poms can't take it back as well as they give it and visa-versa some Aussies.

You get mouthy dickheads from both sides that push the pedal a little too far which turns friendly banter into malicious insults.

**Bobcock** · 27-10-2010, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

far superior Australasian systems

ahahahahahahaha....ahahahahahah....ahahahahahah... .

Most illerate bunch on any forums are the Australians, the grammar, spelling and vocaubulary is a constant source of entertainment....

**noelbino** · 27-10-2010, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Originally Posted by peterpan

far superior Australasian systems

ahahahahahahaha....ahahahahahah....ahahahahahah... .

Most illerate bunch on any forums are the Australians, the grammar, spelling and vocaubulary is a constant source of entertainment....

At least we can spell "vocabulary"

**Loy Toy** · 27-10-2010, 01:40 PM

^ vocaubulary????????/// What the fok is this Bob? 55555

**DrAndy** · 27-10-2010, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Most illerate bunch on any forums are the Australians, the grammar, spelling and vocaubulary

indeed

those illerate lot, don't have no vocaubulary

**Begbie** · 27-10-2010, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Now I see why Poms are such stupid clots,

Nice to see one of our better educated members getting a rise out of the soap dodgers.

Carry on.

**Bobcock** · 27-10-2010, 02:27 PM

I have a vocabulary, I just can't type... that's a girl's job.

**patsycat** · 27-10-2010, 02:33 PM

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

**CB79** · 27-10-2010, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.

**peterpan** · 27-10-2010, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by CB79

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.

You misunderstood, what happened was she saw your weeny and said Shit! all Australians I have met have much thicker cocks

**CB79** · 28-10-2010, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by CB79

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.

You misunderstood, what happened was she saw your weeny and said Shit! all Australians I have met have much thicker cocks

No further questions your Honour.

**Loy Toy** · 27-10-2010, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

I agree..........what a stupid question............There's no cats in Swaziland......they have eaten them all.

**koman** · 27-10-2010, 02:57 PM

Don't understand any of this. I was educated in the UK and I find that I'm vastly superior to just about everybody. Maybe it was the big map of the world on the classroom wall showing two thirds of the world in pink.....including Australia....

I immigrated to the colonies and did not go back for over 20 years....they had taken down the maps and the whole place looked like Bangladesh..... WTF happened??? Was I just because I left???? I feel very guilty.

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