why Poms(and Thais) are so dumb

**Norton** · 27-10-2010, 04:16 PM

Cuba, #5. Free too. No contest. It's off to Cuba for the wee ones Peter.

**peterpan** · 27-10-2010, 04:27 PM

^ true Norts and 'ol Fidel has to be congratulated for that but as for living there, don't think so

**koman** · 27-10-2010, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Originally Posted by koman

Don't understand any of this. I was educated in the UK and I find that I'm vastly superior to just about everybody. Maybe it was the big map of the world on the classroom wall showing two thirds of the world in pink.....including Australia....

I immigrated to the colonies and did not go back for over 20 years....they had taken down the maps and the whole place looked like Bangladesh..... WTF happened??? Was I just because I left???? I feel very guilty.

"I immigrated "

Go back to school and lean how to spell, Mr Superior.

OK OK, I did not mean always superior....just most of the time... I fuck up once in a while just so the others don't feel so bad...

Now put that cigarette out and go to your kennel....bad dog.!!...

Anyway "Immigrated" is a correct spelling ..at least according to the Webster and Cambridge dictionaries.....Dogs may use a different spelling....but it's always nice to have our work critiqued....

**Bobcock** · 27-10-2010, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

visa-versa

LT.... can these be issued on arrival?

**CB79** · 27-10-2010, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-10-2010, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by koman

Anyway "Immigrated" is a correct spelling ..at least according to the Webster and Cambridge dictionaries

But maybe the wrong meaning? Try emigrated.

BTW, Websters is a joke, not a dictionary. Have you seen how many words are wrongly spelt in there?

**peterpan** · 27-10-2010, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by CB79

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.

You misunderstood, what happened was she saw your weeny and said Shit! all Australians I have met have much thicker cocks

**noelbino** · 27-10-2010, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

And yet, nearly all the Aussies on TD can barely write their name correctly.

Very strange...

I can. The correct expression is VEGEMITE.

**noelbino** · 27-10-2010, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Originally Posted by peterpan

far superior Australasian systems

ahahahahahahaha....ahahahahahah....ahahahahahah... .

Most illerate bunch on any forums are the Australians, the grammar, spelling and vocaubulary is a constant source of entertainment....

At least we can spell "vocabulary"

**dirtydog** · 27-10-2010, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by noelbino

At least we can spell "vocabulary"

Originally Posted by noelbino

Most illerate

^Have trouble with this one though don't you

**larvidchr** · 27-10-2010, 09:32 PM

Not that it matters PP but in your link it looks like it is a shared first place with 5 other Countries, still good show though.

**patsycat** · 27-10-2010, 09:50 PM

I'm still living in Swaziland.

**Bobcock** · 27-10-2010, 10:35 PM

...........

**koman** · 28-10-2010, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by koman

Anyway "Immigrated" is a correct spelling ..at least according to the Webster and Cambridge dictionaries

But maybe the wrong meaning? Try emigrated.

BTW, Websters is a joke, not a dictionary. Have you seen how many words are wrongly spelt in there?

From the Cambridge dictionary. Actually all the dictionaries give the same spellings and meaning. Both are correct depending on context. I could have used emigrated but then somebody else would have told me to go back to school because it should be immigrated... it's the nature of farang forums....

immigrate verb

/ˈɪm.ɪ.greɪt/ v [i]

to come to live in a different country

emigrate verb

/ˈem.ɪ.greɪt/ v [i]

to leave a country permanently and go to live in another one

**DrAndy** · 28-10-2010, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

lean how to spell, Mr Superior.

Originally Posted by koman

I fuck up once in a while

yes, you do

in your other cock-up, Marmite was right

you emigrated to another country from the UK

if you had phrased your sentence differently, you could have used immigrate

once in the colonies, you could say "I have immigrated here from..", although that is rarely used

**koman** · 28-10-2010, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

lean how to spell, Mr Superior.

Originally Posted by koman

I fuck up once in a while

yes, you do

in your other cock-up, Marmite was right

you emigrated to another country from the UK

if you had phrased your sentence differently, you could have used immigrate

once in the colonies, you could say "I have immigrated here from..", although that is rarely used

Yes I agree. I used the incorrect word in my original statement. I do hope I won't be kicked off the forum because I notice hardly anyone on here ever does that...
and yes Marmite was right.......I'm sending him some green for setting me straight.

**wefearourdespot** · 28-10-2010, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I'm still living in Swaziland.

Haven't you ever considered moving to Bophuthatswana ?

**CB79** · 28-10-2010, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by CB79

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was once asked by an Australian "which part of Swaziland do you live in?"

Rest my case.

I was chatting to an Irish girl the other day who'd just been in Oz for 12 months and she couldn't understand why the majority of local men were thick as pig shit.

One asked her if Ireland was a country.

You misunderstood, what happened was she saw your weeny and said Shit! all Australians I have met have much thicker cocks

No further questions your Honour.

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-10-2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

You misunderstood, what happened was she saw your weeny and said Shit! all Australians I have met have much thicker cocks

I think you misheard her mate as if she was honest she would've said that all the Australians she had met were thick pricks. Close though.

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