Great inventions of the 21st century

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 02:03 PM

it does, it does

Bible says so, so it does

diaw · 08-10-2006, 02:04 PM

No it does work... I closed my eyes & teleported down the stairs... hurt like hell, it did...

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 02:05 PM

a miracle

especially as he lives in a bungalow

**NickA** · 08-10-2006, 02:07 PM

Cock enlarger....for my...errrr.....mate

diaw · 08-10-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

a miracle

especially as he lives in a bungalow

I was a bit surprised...

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 02:08 PM

the Lord works in mysterious ways

**RDN** · 08-10-2006, 03:24 PM

I would like a "personal memory eraser". But before I used it I would write down the titles of all the films I liked, and then I could watch them again for the very first time.

**Butterfly** · 08-10-2006, 06:32 PM

Time travelling is possible. See John Titor

watterinja · 08-10-2006, 06:34 PM

True. I get younger every day

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 07:52 PM

we are all time travellers, obviously

we just can't control the rate, and always forwards

**Gerbil** · 08-10-2006, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Originally Posted by diaw

when she stops sqawking, blow her up again...

Why??

An inflatable mother-in-law? Now that's a fetish I haven't heard of before.

**Gerbil** · 08-10-2006, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by RDN

I would like a "personal memory eraser". But before I used it I would write down the titles of all the films I liked, and then I could watch them again for the very first time.

Try a crate of chang before watching a film, then make a note afterwards if it was good or shite. It works.

**kingwilly** · 08-10-2006, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Teleporter - I hate wasting time travelling.

Bible seems to indicate we will have the ability to do just that.

WTF ???????

**kingwilly** · 08-10-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

Cock enlarger....for my...errrr.....mate

a cock reducer ....for my....errrr.....friend[/quote]

**Thetyim** · 08-10-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by diaw

when she stops sqawking, blow her up again...

Are you a Muslim by any chance ?

**danbo** · 08-10-2006, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by RDN

I would like a "personal memory eraser". But before I used it I would write down the titles of all the films I liked, and then I could watch them again for the very first time.

"Now where did I put that list of films that I liked?'"

I'm looking forward to a portable reading tablet. It will be A4 size, flexible yet rigid when unfolded. Text of choice will be readily downloadable by a simple menu system, perhaps operated by the nose. For example, two sniffs and the Sunday Times would be available. A short pig-like snort and the latest page of one's ongoing book would present itself.

I'm also thinking of inventing a new case. We already have upper-case and lower-case. I'm after a middle-case. I'm not sure what it will look like, nor what purpose it will serve, but I'm confident that it will make me millions.

**Thetyim** · 08-10-2006, 08:49 PM

I'm looking forward to the day I can buy a pair of powered swimming trunks. The slight bulge concealing the power source could be made to look very manly

Instead of paddling like a whimp I could stride out into the water fire up the 40hp Johnson outboard and swim at 60 knots

**slimboyfat** · 08-10-2006, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I'm looking forward to the day I can buy a pair of powered swimming trunks. The slight bulge concealing the power source could be made to look very manly

Instead of paddling like a whimp I could stride out into the water fire up the 40hp Johnson outboard and swim at 60 knots

nevermind the motor. just a pair of swimming trunks that i look good in would be good enough for me.

a couple of years back i bought some rather tight fitting trunks and my kids refused to go to the swimming pool with me unless i changed back into the baggy shorts variety.

**RandomChances** · 08-10-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Time travelling is possible. See John Titor

Originally Posted by DrAndy

we just can't control the rate, and always forwards

Actually you can control the rate, but yes only forward and at the momoment only an infatesimal degree, gravity and velocity do actually affect time...I'm a bit drunk now so look it up if your interested

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

a couple of years back i bought some rather tight fitting trunks and my kids refused to go to the swimming pool with me unless i changed back into the baggy shorts variety.

yah yah, Daddy has a small cock, yah yah

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

Originally Posted by DrAndy

we just can't control the rate, and always forwards

Actually you can control the rate, but yes only forward and at the momoment only an infatesimal degree, gravity and velocity do actually affect time...I'm a bit drunk now so look it up if your interested

oh well

Singha also works, I have realised

and fun

**Thetyim** · 08-10-2006, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

gravity and velocity do actually affect time

If you drop your wrist watch......it stops
Yeah I knew that already

**Ice Maiden** · 13-10-2006, 07:27 AM

.....I'd like to pause time.

Wake up in the morning, pause time then go back to sleep and wake up when I'm feeling better.

During a hard day at work hit the pause button and have a break.

When asked a difficult question pause time and research it.

At a job interview when feeling awkward click pause and take a breather.

Whilst experiencing one of the best moments of my life pause it then look back for a few moments.....

**Whiteshiva** · 13-10-2006, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Time travelling is possible. See John Titor

Originally Posted by DrAndy

we just can't control the rate, and always forwards

Actually you can control the rate, but yes only forward and at the momoment only an infatesimal degree, gravity and velocity do actually affect time...I'm a bit drunk now so look it up if your interested

What makes you so sure there is such a thing called time? Perhaps it is just an illusion, and that only now is real.....

**danbo** · 14-10-2006, 01:07 AM

I'd like to invent a shirt ironing machine....and not one that can talk and can complain about how I never buy it flowers or how I always leave the toilet seat up.

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