Great inventions of the 21st century

**beware of the dog** · 08-10-2006, 12:08 AM

For me, it will be a mobile phone that you don't actually need to have with you. Everything will be thought activated and beamed into your head from a computer at home, including a dropdown menu of numbers, texts etc visible inside your brain.

Either that or genetic engineering of Thai girls to make them interesting to talk to

**dirtydog** · 08-10-2006, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

Either that or genetic engineering of Thai girls to make them interesting to talk to

Why would you want that?

**beware of the dog** · 08-10-2006, 12:15 AM

It'd make the haggling more interesting

diaw · 08-10-2006, 12:18 AM

Who's bothered about haggling... most of us only want to shag them...

**beware of the dog** · 08-10-2006, 12:19 AM

^ Dump your sperm for any price do you? Rich guy!

**man with no head** · 08-10-2006, 12:21 AM

Haggle? Talk?

**RandomChances** · 08-10-2006, 12:22 AM

The "Shrink" ray gun I'm looking forward too. Endless possiblilties, no parking probs just when you get to work shrink you car and put it in your pocket...it will be great....well as soon as they invent the "expand" ray to go with it

diaw · 08-10-2006, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

^ Dump your sperm for any price do you? Rich guy!

I think the going rate is in the government gazette... can't haggle too far, only on short-time or overnight...

diaw · 08-10-2006, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

The "Shrink" ray gun I'm looking forward too. Endless possiblilties, no parking probs just when you get to work shrink you car and put it in your pocket...it will be great....well as soon as they invent the "expand" ray to go with it

This could be fun... has a lot of potential...

... mother-in-law talks too much - shrink her... when she stops sqawking, blow her up again...

**friscofrankie** · 08-10-2006, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by diaw

when she stops sqawking, blow her up again...

Why??

diaw · 08-10-2006, 12:30 AM

LOL... got me...

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-10-2006, 01:24 AM

Teleporter - I hate wasting time travelling.

**kingwilly** · 08-10-2006, 07:53 AM

i dont mind traffic jams, u only gonna sit, talk aND drink in a pub aint you?

so u cna do that in a car also!

**Ice Maiden** · 08-10-2006, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by diaw

Originally Posted by RandomChances

The "Shrink" ray gun I'm looking forward too. Endless possiblilties, no parking probs just when you get to work shrink you car and put it in your pocket...it will be great....well as soon as they invent the "expand" ray to go with it

This could be fun... has a lot of potential...

... mother-in-law talks too much - shrink her... when she stops sqawking, blow her up again...

Dont forget, she'd have the same possibility to do this to you..!

**mrsquirrel** · 08-10-2006, 09:03 AM

Fitted bed sheets

**Butterfly** · 08-10-2006, 09:12 AM

The Bible

diaw · 08-10-2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

Originally Posted by diaw

Originally Posted by RandomChances

The "Shrink" ray gun I'm looking forward too. Endless possiblilties, no parking probs just when you get to work shrink you car and put it in your pocket...it will be great....well as soon as they invent the "expand" ray to go with it

This could be fun... has a lot of potential...

... mother-in-law talks too much - shrink her... when she stops sqawking, blow her up again...

Dont forget, she'd have the same possibility to do this to you..!

Wonder if this is where the ants came from?

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-10-2006, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Teleporter - I hate wasting time travelling.

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

i dont mind traffic jams, u only gonna sit, talk aND drink in a pub aint you? so u cna do that in a car also!

I was thinking more about air travel.

**Thetyim** · 08-10-2006, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I was thinking more about air travel.

I was thinking about using it on other people.

A small hand held remote thingy.
You could be sitting in the bar when someone you don't like walks in.
Just point, press, and he's in the middle of the Gobi Desert

**kerux** · 08-10-2006, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Teleporter - I hate wasting time travelling.

Bible seems to indicate we will have the ability to do just that.

**slimboyfat** · 08-10-2006, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by kerux

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Teleporter - I hate wasting time travelling.

Bible seems to indicate we will have the ability to do just that.

another fairy story........

**kerux** · 08-10-2006, 11:39 AM

Quite the cynic.

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-10-2006, 12:41 PM

Can you show us how to teleport please?

**DrAndy** · 08-10-2006, 01:59 PM

close your eyes and think of Jesus Marmite

there you go

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-10-2006, 02:01 PM

Amazing DrA!

It doesn't work at all!

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