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    Quirrel goes shopping

    My day.

    The missus and I left the house at 10:30am this morning (only 30 minutes late) to go to Central Bang Na.

    We stopped at Rins kanom factory on the way to stock up ( I will return for photos next week if I have time) and then onto the OTOP shop for pad-thai and to be stared at by the staff whilst eating my lunch (again).

    I got onto the motorway no problems and headed towards Bang-Na. On the way we passed a turning for Bang-Na which the missus pointed out but I said not to worry we will go be Srinakarin road.

    We arrived at Central Bang Na within 45 minutes. Or so I thougt. As I was trying to find out where to go to get into the parking the missus asked me if there was something I wanted here.

    I was a bit suprised by this comment and said that I thought she wanted to go here. No she wanted to go the Central Bang Na.

    At this point I was a bit confused and then it clicked that I had gone to Seacon Square instead. No idea why I thought we were going there but that is where we ended up. Thankfully Central is only 20 minutes down the road from there.

    On arriving at Central Bang Na (CBN) we found parking quickly and set about mooching around. The missus was trying to find out the ticket price of a lot of her stock (some how she has got herself a contact who ships in used labelled clothing from Hong Kong)

    I decided that I would go to the Oris shop and have the pin fixed in my watch. The helpful lady there said it would take a month A FUCKING MONTH to replace it. I told her she was a useless bitch and walked off.

    The next shop I asked them there if they could replace the pin. No they didn't sell my brand of watch and therefore could not replace the pin and they didn't understand why the Oris shop hadn't helped.

    The next shop the girls looked at it and said if they can't do it they will take me to another shop. The girls at the shop toiled away and managed to get a pin that was fat enough to fit. NOt sure how long it will last but it will do until we can get to a decent watch shop again.

    I had a coffee and watched the world go buy and have to say that I was amazed by the amount of shite that people were spending a lot of money on. Sad existance if all you can do to prove yourself is to waste money on Louis Vitton handbags.

    I somehow managed to blow 3k in Tops which was mainly on cooking shite. In Tops I was abosolutely disgusted with the place. They had NO trolleys abailable. NONE at all. I had to steal a ladies empty trolley when she wandered off to get something down an aisle (low I know but when needs must and all that)

    Sitting around a water feature waiting for the missus to look at clothes, there was a fine young lady sitting beside me, chatting on her phone. For the 30 minutes I sat there watching the world go buy she called 5 separate people and had chats with them. She was just starting on number six when I left. I walked past again 30 minutes or so later and she was still chatting away. Bizarre way to spend the afternoon but she seemed very happy.

    AN interesting day out.

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    Dammit

    I forgot the wanking man.

    I went for a slash at the Tops toilet and all the urinals were occupied other than one at the end. So I had to use it.

    The man on my right as I got there appeared to be shaking the drips. Then I realised that maybe he was shaking the drips a bit much and then slightly increased drip shaking confirmed my suspicions the dirty bastard was wanking into the urinal.

    He finished up quitely then left the fcuking ball of tissue that he cleaned up with ontop of the urinal

    Fucking dirty bastard.

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    ^ I'm not sure I really needed to know that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Dammit

    I forgot the wanking man.

    I went for a slash at the Tops toilet and all the urinals were occupied other than one at the end. So I had to use it.

    The man on my right as I got there appeared to be shaking the drips. Then I realised that maybe he was shaking the drips a bit much and then slightly increased drip shaking confirmed my suspicions the dirty bastard was wanking into the urinal.

    He finished up quitely then left the fcuking ball of tissue that he cleaned up with ontop of the urinal

    Fucking dirty bastard.
    more than 5 shakes is a wank.

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    Goodonya squirrel, you realized what it would take for ppl to respond. No pics or sex = no response.

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    I fucking remembered last night at 3am after waking up from a dream about werewolves

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Dammit

    I forgot the wanking man.

    I went for a slash at the Tops toilet and all the urinals were occupied other than one at the end. So I had to use it.

    The man on my right as I got there appeared to be shaking the drips. Then I realised that maybe he was shaking the drips a bit much and then slightly increased drip shaking confirmed my suspicions the dirty bastard was wanking into the urinal.

    He finished up quitely then left the fcuking ball of tissue that he cleaned up with ontop of the urinal

    Fucking dirty bastard.
    more than 5 shakes is a wank.
    Unless you're over 50, then it's prudent.

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    Not really interested in your musings Mr Nutjob.

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    So why did you read it then Rentboy lover?

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