Thread: TD resignation letters "write yours here'

Dear TD,

In spite of rumors to the contrary I am not resigning because of the string of "reds" I've received recently, nor because smeg says such nasty things about my beloved adopted homeland, nor because my dear friends Fon Tok and Pol Pot are no longer with us.

Nor is it the kiddy porn allegations hanging over my head as a result of the chopped photos that recently appeared on GoW's Gallery page.

No, I am simply resigning in order to chug more cans of Chang.

Don't think it hasn't been swell.

BD