TD resignation letters "write yours here'

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-09-2006, 04:46 PM

Dear forum members, moderators and administrator.

It is with deep regret and not a little sorrow that i sit here in my bedroom trying to drum up the reserve to offer my resignation, a bedroom where I have for the past year or so sat and enjoyed the fun, the banter and the wealth of information offered by this once wonderful forum.
Forgive my lack of coherence, right now my head feels numb, and my body weak at the thought of my departure. For the past week i have barely slept and have consumed far too much whiskey to remain as lucid as i need to be to deliver this message in a manner that the board deserves. For this i apologise and would request your forgiveness.
unfortunately and after much discussion with friends, family and colleagues, I have decided that it is time to go. Where once I found laughter, i find none. where once I found joy, i find sorrow, where once i found knowledge, I find Cantona.

anyway to those that i have shared my time with here and especially to DD for making it all possible in the first place, I say a solemn good bye and wish you all the best with the future.

Yours with deep sadness.
CMN.

**machangezi** · 28-09-2006, 04:48 PM

Let me think first.

**Gerbil** · 28-09-2006, 04:49 PM

Dear forum members,

It is with deep regret that I announce my departure. Having atained my life long goal of becoming "world champion wanker", I no longer need to indulge in virtual cyberwanking.

Yours with a sore right arm and failing eyesight,
Smeg

**hillbilly** · 28-09-2006, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Dear forum members, moderators and administrator...It is with deep regret and not a little sorrow that i sit here in my bedroom trying to drum up the reserve to offer my resignation,CMN.

I hope you are teasing...

**mad_dog** · 28-09-2006, 05:17 PM

Dear forum members, moderators and administrator, As I bow out of the web forum arena I would like to personally thank all those who share my vision of Thailand. I reserve special praise for those with the intellectual capacity and networking prowess to make it at the pinnacle of the forum world: Geogre, Bangkok Phil,Bronco, It manager, Udon and stickman. Thank you all, for being your brilliant-selves from the bottom of my heart you have changed my pathetic life.

Yours
Toadying old twat

**hillbilly** · 28-09-2006, 05:20 PM

watterinja · 28-09-2006, 05:25 PM

Dear Lord, can you send my 72 virgins now - wanna do some quality testing before I decide to become a slummo

**DrAndy** · 28-09-2006, 05:26 PM

bollox

**stroller** · 28-09-2006, 05:27 PM

Will this thread be followed by online balcony-jumping?
Is there a high-rise flat in Patters reserved for former TD-posters?

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-09-2006, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dr andy

bollox

that one left a tear in my eye.
very poignant

**buadhai** · 28-09-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Macha

Let me think first.

You mean this is the first time you're going to think before posting? That's a resignation in itself.

**mad_dog** · 28-09-2006, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by buadhai

Originally Posted by Macha

Let me think first.

You mean this is the first time you're going to think before posting? That's a resignation in itself.

Arf arf

**buadhai** · 28-09-2006, 06:01 PM

Dear TD,

In spite of rumors to the contrary I am not resigning because of the string of "reds" I've received recently, nor because smeg says such nasty things about my beloved adopted homeland, nor because my dear friends Fon Tok and Pol Pot are no longer with us.

Nor is it the kiddy porn allegations hanging over my head as a result of the chopped photos that recently appeared on GoW's Gallery page.

No, I am simply resigning in order to chug more cans of Chang.

Don't think it hasn't been swell.

BD

**William** · 28-09-2006, 06:06 PM

^ you had me up to "my family".

Had it been "to chug more cans of beer Chang", I would have given you 10/10

**kingwilly** · 28-09-2006, 06:12 PM

dear TD members,

it is with a hint of regret and a small clenched up feeling in my stomach that i feel i need to face up to the fact that i no longer live in thailand anymore. i did do a search for forums in Indonesia but they are fuckn pitiful by comparison.

so i hearby do declare that i'm off to a more suitable forum for me - perchance AE has an Indonesian section .....

and yes and to chug more cans of beer chang... ooops sorry Beer Bintang

**stroller** · 28-09-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

so i hearby do declare that i'm off to a more suitable forum for me - perchance AE has an Indonesian section .....

They do, and Mandrake will kiss your feet for increasing traffic for the week by 50% with your introductory post...

**buadhai** · 28-09-2006, 06:14 PM

Oh Willy,

Please don't leave. Not now! Especially not now. Don't leave us hanging, now, especially now!

We gotta know what happens with the taxi chick....

BD

**kingwilly** · 28-09-2006, 06:18 PM

well - i've got a weeks holiday coming up.....

or should I just go for a dirty w/e ??

**buadhai** · 28-09-2006, 06:21 PM

I thought you were coming up for the "soiree" at the end of October?

**kingwilly** · 28-09-2006, 06:24 PM

^^ yeah but the soiree has some compettition now.....

besides you know with the whole coup thing and all .......lol

havent made up my mind yet.

chicks or mates , chicks or mates ?

is mates before chicks .... or chicks before mates ?

i always forget....

**buadhai** · 28-09-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

chicks or mates , chicks or mates ?

I thought MtD cleverly chose the venue so we could enjoy a little bit of each (separately, of course).

**kingwilly** · 28-09-2006, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by buadhai

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

chicks or mates , chicks or mates ?

I thought MtD cleverly chose the venue so we could enjoy a little bit of each (separately, of course).

Ooooh IC,

I'm not all that familiar with this soi cowgirl street...

**barbaro** · 28-09-2006, 06:55 PM

I have announcement to make (to anyone who gives a sh*t).

I am f*cking outta here. Gone. Gone!

I want to thank all the mothafuckaz in da house for contributin' to me with da green.

Word!

Homies in da house!

Woof! Woof!

I am gonna start my own forum that will last.....about as long as the 3 others that get sacked from here. How long did that pile of sh*t last? 4 days?

I wanna thank ever'body for keepin' in cool.

Peace Out.

**mrsquirrel** · 28-09-2006, 07:34 PM

I'm leaving.

Nobody respects me.

Not sure why that has started to bother me but it has.

I'm touching my bumhole now and thinking about you.

**obsidian** · 28-09-2006, 07:39 PM

any group that would allow me in cant be worth a shit. im calling in well and wont be back.

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