Why dating in the UK in 2010 is like being on trial

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10-05-2010, 10:08 PM
Seekingasylum

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I held my own quite well and she complimented my trainers, which was great for my ego.

Are these trainers of yours for personal fitness or some such thing?
10-05-2010, 11:01 PM
DJ Pat

My adidas boot type trainers.

Very smart indeed.
10-05-2010, 11:10 PM
StrontiumDog

Adidas and smart....isn't that an oxymoron?
10-05-2010, 11:15 PM
StrontiumDog

I admire your persistence DJP. I lost all interest in English girls awhile back. I honestly think I'll never bother with them again. Now they do nothing for me.

Let us know if she calls.
10-05-2010, 11:16 PM
Loy Toy

Showing your date pictures of your cousin isn't a good start to the evening Pat.

By the way did you mention anything about that relationship to her? That would of made her laugh or at least achieved a reaction of sorts. :)
10-05-2010, 11:17 PM
Seekingasylum

^^^^ In which case she sounds quite vacuous and probably not worth bothering about. Feeding the esteem of a Western woman simply to get a shag can be tiresome and must surely make you feel quite nostalgic for the pragmatism of a Thai whoopsie. Or is it your esteem that bothers you? If so, find someone who tells you what you want to hear assuming of course you have something worthwhile to offer.......
10-05-2010, 11:23 PM
Butterfly

English girls are into bullies, not the soft gay Thai style

you should have asked for "anal" after the first coffee and she would have given you respect,
10-05-2010, 11:25 PM
Number 42

Did she pay the bill pat?
10-05-2010, 11:30 PM
Stinky

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Females in the Uk today are obsessed with this 'girl power' syndrome, where most men are considered inadequate until they prove otherwise. Media throws out images and role models way too far above their stations and as a result this has bred a generation of shallow, self obsessed hard to please bitches.

Chicks in the UK have been this way for years, I stopped trying to date them more than 10 years ago when I wised up to the fact that there are far better options out to be had, albeit a little further afield.

If you must date in the UK try going for foreign girls on student visas, their low income and limited options means that they are usually more realistic and easier to get along with... IME
10-05-2010, 11:49 PM
DJ Pat

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Originally Posted by Number 42

Did she pay the bill pat?

We paid our equal halves. Unlike Thai girls.

But I do yearn for the simplicity of foreign chicks. My last chick was German and seeing Cologne and Muenster on my trips there was an eye-opener.
10-05-2010, 11:55 PM
DJ Pat

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

English girls are into bullies, not the soft gay Thai style

Quite right in my experiences.

The nicest english chicks always have some drunken bully type of guy.

Luckily my horizons are set to a more quality level.

This chick is jewish. There's now a competeition it seems, who'll text who first.

I'm not.
10-05-2010, 11:55 PM
StrontiumDog

^^Odd, quite often the Thai girls I date have paid for me....
11-05-2010, 12:02 AM
DJ Pat

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Showing your date pictures of your cousin isn't a good start to the evening Pat.

My cousin's jealous now, I told her about it last night.#

I told her to find her own bit of cock for the time being.
11-05-2010, 01:29 AM
Shrinking Violet

pattycake - you are the new Smeg but you lack his social commentary
11-05-2010, 01:34 AM
billy the kid

If there's nothing chemical goin on dj pat ,,then just put her on the back burner . she sounds like hard work. go home an play with your pussy,, she/he will appreciate it .
11-05-2010, 06:29 AM
DJ Pat

My cat is a boy.
11-05-2010, 07:47 AM
Bobcock

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

How is TEFL-ing in 'paradise'?

55555...Patty's dumped another load in your blow hole Robertson!!!
11-05-2010, 07:58 AM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

But, I detect your snide air of spitefulness, and at least I'm not on a 'date' paying for everything at MK restaurant speaking bargirl pidgen english to some Isarn whore from a developing country.

How is TEFL-ing in 'paradise'?

You have a very narrow and distorted view of Thailand. Coloured, I'd expect, from your own time spent here TEFL'ing and whoremongering.

You need to get out more.
11-05-2010, 07:59 AM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by Bobcock

55555...Patty's dumped another load in your blow hole Robertson!!!

Not as much as you did by not returning that 'Let's Go!' English textbook, I needed that for my class yesterday!!
11-05-2010, 08:06 AM
Cujo

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

she's a radio presenter.

And you're on the dole.
You talked about your cat? No wonder she laughed.
She complimented your shoes? She couldn't find anything more personal to complement?

Quote:

There's now a competeition it seems, who'll text who first.

Only in your mind.
Forget about her, find someone more on your level. Unemployed cat owner who's well chuffed when someone compliments them on their shoes.
11-05-2010, 08:11 AM
Butterfly

Remember England when the English girls used to be easy and the sluts of Europe ? what happened to that time ? :)
11-05-2010, 08:30 AM
Cujo

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

Remember England when the English girls used to be easy and the sluts of Europe ? what happened to that time ? :)

Well there are millions of hot birds in England, someones banging them (just not the likes of DJ Prat).
11-05-2010, 08:33 AM
DJ Pat

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Originally Posted by Dug

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

she's a radio presenter.

And you're on the dole.
You talked about your cat? No wonder she laughed.
She complimented your shoes? She couldn't find anything more personal to complement?

Quote:

There's now a competeition it seems, who'll text who first.

Only in your mind.
Forget about her, find someone more on your level. Unemployed cat owner who's well chuffed when someone compliments them on their shoes.

Shit, it must be quite something to be so right all the time.
11-05-2010, 08:34 AM
Cujo

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dug

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

she's a radio presenter.

And you're on the dole.
You talked about your cat? No wonder she laughed.
She complimented your shoes? She couldn't find anything more personal to complement?

Quote:

There's now a competeition it seems, who'll text who first.

Only in your mind.
Forget about her, find someone more on your level. Unemployed cat owner who's well chuffed when someone compliments them on their shoes.

Shit, it must be quite something to be so right all the time.

One gets used to it.
11-05-2010, 08:35 AM
DJ Pat

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Originally Posted by Dug

someones banging them (just not the likes of DJ Prat).

No I'm bloody not.

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